Mary Had a Little Lamb

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Darius H @Darius.Horror Mar 7 This low-budget slasher remake of an American nursery rhyme pays homage to 1980s horror films, and the story is very interesting, but unfortunately the execution is weak. The killing scenes are practically absent, except for a few glimpses. I liked the characters, both in terms of how the actors portrayed them and how they fit into the story. I found the ending to be very similar to, and a modern reinterpretation of, the ending of Tobe Hooper's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I thought the look of the killer disguised as a Lamb was excellent in the film as a threat to the protagonists, and the mask is one of my favorites, where he plays Leatherface in the English county. The film flows well but could have been something more. See more Eamon A @EamonTheChicken Feb 26 Wow! The characters were so (d)efinitely smart! (U)nbelievable! Great prefor(m)ance! (B)e the first to watch this! See more Dylan C. @Dylanthebiguy Nov 3 So why did this had a Texas chainsaw massacre style ending? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 See more Hershy T @RT05009568 Sep 15 I gooned to ts✌🏾💔 (the movie could've been better and actually had something to do with the nursery rhyme pmo See more BadNews R @TheMovieSearch Sep 10 Another colossal train wreck. That’s really the only way to describe Mary Had a Little Lamb. Now, I’ll admit—I like when filmmakers take childhood stories and twist them into horror. Done right, it can be chilling, even disturbing, seeing something from your early years reimagined in such a dark way. There’s potential in the concept. Sometimes these adaptations actually work, creating creepy atmospheres and fresh nightmares out of familiar rhymes. But this? This was not one of those times. Instead of giving us a story that ties directly to the nursery rhyme in a clever or haunting way, the filmmakers drain the premise into something irrelevant, lazy, and completely bogus. If I had been writing it, I would’ve leaned into the idea of a young child being stalked by a hidden figure, with the stalking triggered by her singing Mary Had a Little Lamb. Maybe she finds something in her attic connected to her grandmother’s past—something dark that brings the rhyme to life as a horror curse. That could have been scary, inventive, and actually meaningful. What we get instead is… nothing. A mess of a script, a back-and-forth story that makes no sense, and characters so poorly written and poorly acted that it’s almost laughable. The cast feels out of place, the dialogue is clunky, and there’s no consistency in tone. It just never clicks. From the very beginning, you realize this movie isn’t going anywhere, and as it plays out, that feeling is confirmed over and over again. There are a few fleeting moments where you can almost see what they wanted to do, but it’s never executed well. The horror doesn’t land, the tension is nonexistent, and the whole thing just spirals into incoherence. Verdict: Mary Had a Little Lamb is a colossal missed opportunity. It could have been a creepy, twisted take on a nursery rhyme, but instead it’s just a sloppy, irrelevant mess. Unless you’re looking for another “so bad it’s bad” watch, skip this one. See more Simon R @simon101212 07/09/2025 What the hell is this? See more Read all reviews

Mary Had a Little Lamb

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