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Nessie

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Jimmy the village committee chairman is informed by letter that the village has been left $50 million by a rich American industrialist in order to improve the life of the villagers. Incensed by the size of the the legacy, the American industrialist’s son Brad hires an Edinburgh law firm to contest his father's wishes. A young female solicitor Heather is dispatched to the Highland village to await further instructions. Posing as a tourist she befriends the villagers but is beguiled by Jimmy's son Geordie. When Heather reveals that she is working for the American, and that the village is in no position to legally challenge the son's blocking of the payout, she is shunned. Propelled to desperate measures to make amends, she informs Brad that Nessie really exists and that she has seen it herself. Disbelieving, but seeing the tourist potential of the monster actually existing, Brad flies to Scotland to discover the truth for himself.

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Bobby LePire Film Threat Nessie is a cute movie that is wholesome fun for the entire family. Rated: 8/10 Sep 10, 2024 Full Review Read all reviews

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TheMovieSearch R Nessie is one of those independent films that unfortunately serves as a reminder of how easily a good idea can be ruined by poor execution. It’s immediately apparent that this movie was made on a shoestring budget, but while that isn’t always a dealbreaker in indie cinema, it becomes one when there’s no creative direction to compensate for the lack of resources. From start to finish, Nessie feels like a misguided attempt at creature-feature storytelling that never decides whether it wants to be serious horror, campy fun, or a parody of its own absurd premise. The end result is a chaotic, lifeless mess that barely holds together. The direction is where things fall apart first. Rather than finding clever ways to work within the film’s limitations, the director leans into clichés and poorly executed sequences that look more like high school film projects than professional attempts. Every shot feels awkwardly framed, every transition abrupt, and every scene overstays its welcome. It’s as if the entire movie was built on a first draft storyboard that no one revised before shooting began. You can tell there was some kind of vision behind Nessie, but whatever it was, it drowned long before the final cut. The acting, unfortunately, is even worse. There’s a fine line between earnest performances that make low-budget films charming and flat-out bad acting that makes them unbearable, and this film squarely lands in the latter category. Every line delivery sounds forced or robotic, and none of the characters seem to have any genuine chemistry or emotional motivation. The titular creature—supposedly the film’s central attraction—isn’t even compelling or frightening; instead, it’s laughable, a poorly realized gimmick that elicits more eye rolls than fear. The screenplay deserves much of the blame for this disaster. It’s incoherent, with dialogue that feels either improvised or written without any consideration for how real people actually talk. The pacing is abysmal—long, dull stretches of exposition that lead to nothing meaningful. And when the supposed “big moments” arrive, they land with such little impact that it’s almost impressive how flat everything feels. It’s as though the film is actively resisting entertainment, dragging itself forward scene by scene without ever finding momentum. Even within the genre of low-budget monster flicks, where fans are usually forgiving of flaws, Nessie doesn’t measure up. There’s no spark of creativity, no glimmer of cult potential—just an exhausting series of poorly made choices. The film’s attempt to capture some kind of mysterious mythos around the Loch Ness Monster feels cheap and uninspired, making it less a reimagining and more a waste of a beloved legend. In the end, Nessie is exactly the kind of movie you turn on out of curiosity and turn off halfway through in disbelief. It’s not fun, it’s not clever, and it’s certainly not scary. It’s a frustrating watch that never rises above its limitations, proving that not all passion projects deserve to see the light of day. Unless you’re looking for background noise or something to make fun of with friends, this one is better left at the bottom of the lake. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 10/20/25 Full Review Ian K Very 2 dimensional. Watch it if you want to cabbage on the sofa prepared to give your rational brain the evening off. Alternatively watch it with Scottish persons to record all the logistical howlers. Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 08/16/25 Full Review Audience Member Total crap. It was filmed no where near Loch ness or the village. Achnasheen is miles away from Loch ness. The main actor was in Taggart and has a Glasweign accent. WTF. If your going to make a film about the non existent Loch ness monster then please make it in the right location and have at least highland actors and not low land actors. Not one actor sounded local. Rated 2 out of 5 stars 07/12/25 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis Jimmy the village committee chairman is informed by letter that the village has been left $50 million by a rich American industrialist in order to improve the life of the villagers. Incensed by the size of the the legacy, the American industrialist’s son Brad hires an Edinburgh law firm to contest his father's wishes. A young female solicitor Heather is dispatched to the Highland village to await further instructions. Posing as a tourist she befriends the villagers but is beguiled by Jimmy's son Geordie. When Heather reveals that she is working for the American, and that the village is in no position to legally challenge the son's blocking of the payout, she is shunned. Propelled to desperate measures to make amends, she informs Brad that Nessie really exists and that she has seen it herself. Disbelieving, but seeing the tourist potential of the monster actually existing, Brad flies to Scotland to discover the truth for himself.
Director
Robbie Moffat
Producer
Rachael Sutherland
Screenwriter
Tim Churchill, Robbie Moffat, Catherine O'Reilly
Distributor
Random Media
Production Co
Palm Tree Universal, Uncommon Dialogue Films
Genre
Comedy, Kids & Family
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
Aug 27, 2024
Runtime
1h 36m