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quite boring black power movie
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Rated 1 out of 5 stars
01/13/23
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It's two episodes of the Twlight Zone combinded together with shitty lighting and a fx budget of $100.
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Rated 3 out of 5 stars
02/17/23
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This movie serves no purpose and should not have been made did someone really pitch this idea and get paid.
One word describes this movie
LOL...
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Rated 1 out of 5 stars
02/14/23
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I actually enjoyed this film. It does have a plot. It had the potential to be a good movie if the script was written just a little bit better. Its worth a look see when you can get it on demand fir free.
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Rated 3 out of 5 stars
02/07/23
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<B>I THOUGHT it was THIS movie:
http://www.flixster.com/movie/the-portal#!lsrc:GSR-MOV-Title
So if you are looking for the good PORTAL made in 2008, beware.</B>
Look out. This movie is an amateur garage film. Nothing but talk and clichés. Made to be "campy." Supposed to be witty in places. It's not. It's a piece of shit. I am so sorry I wasted my time. In fact, I wasted my entire Saturday morning obtaining it, and trying to get my DVD player to work right so I could watch it, only to find out I had the wrong movie (no jacket). I am so angry. It wouldn't have been so bad if this were even halfway decent. God, who the fuck PAYS MONEY to make this shit?
I hear Hollywood's defenders say that the studios just give the public what they demand. Well bullhit! It's not what I want! Since you cheerleaders for Tinseltown jump on me every time I criticize the studios for making shit, then don't interpret it as a swipe at the studios. How do you know I am blaming the studios? Maybe I am blaming the public, you sanctimonious, fucking imbeciles..
Well FUCK the public. The public voted for 8 years of Reagan, and 12 of the Bush's. The public needs to start using birth control lest I find a way to cull the herd with this 30 lb. box of anthrax I found in the dumpster behind RNC headquarters.
And fuck the studios, too.
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! FUCK!
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Rated 0.5/5 Stars •
Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
01/25/23
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It's magic, baby!
A group of travelers find themselves caught in the fog at a motel. The hotel offers them a luxurious dinner to accommodate their inconvenience. All of the travelers feel that they remotely know each other and while they all believe they just arrived at the motel, it also feels like they may have been at the hotel longer than just one day. Why do they all have these strange feelings and when will the fog lift?
"She reminds me of somebody."
"Whatever."
Luke Comer delivers Portal in his directorial debut and is also credited with writing this movie. The storyline for this picture is interesting and reminded me a little of The Gate. The film does have an interesting premise and is delivered in a manner to keep the audience intrigued. The cast is less than average and includes Christopher Soren Kelly, Zarah Mahler, and Sol Bloomfield.
"He asked for coffee."
This movie aired last Saturday on The Movie Channel (TMC) as part of Splatter Days. There were some fascinating aspects and plot points built into this film and I also thought the cast was well selected for the most part. Overall, this isn't a great horror movie, but it is worth following and is entertaining for diehard fans of the horror genre. This may be worth viewing once if you're a fan of horror films in the caliber of 8 Films to Die For.
"Baby needs to eat."
Grade: C-
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Rated 2 out of 5 stars
01/19/23
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