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Teenage Space Vampires

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After a UFO lands in a small town, a nerdy teenager discovers space vampires who want to rule the world.

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Emanuel Levy EmanuelLevy.Com Rated: 2/5 Aug 11, 2005 Full Review Read all reviews

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Audience Member I think this was Lindy Booth's first film...and its pretty awful. They couldn't even dub the sound the right way, so the lips are off just enough to distract you the whole way. But Lindy plays a hot cheerleader right? Sadly...that alone can't save the plot! Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/27/23 Full Review Audience Member People with glowing eyes seems to be Martin Wood's thing;) However, I think he did it better in the Stargate series;))) And very funny to see Robin Dunne so young, and cool that he and Martin Wood continued to work together in Sanctuary about 10 years later:))) Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/22/23 Full Review Audience Member This Canada-Romania co-production released by the family friendly arm of Full Moon called Pulsepounders is the type of low budget film that works perfectly for what it is attempting to achieve but doesn't strive to achieve much. With a made for tv feel similar to a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode with music you might find in something like Xena, Teenage Space Vampires is lighthearted, kid friendly scifi horror. The acting is low leveled fun with silly dialogue written so the entire family could understand. The makeup and special FX are something akin to a Power Rangers episode only there is no crazy arm waving kungfu action in this film. Instead of hand to hand combat, we are treated to plenty of neck bitting. While that might seem erotic to some, it comes off more awkward than anything. I don't know about you but if some crazy looking space vampire tried to bite me, I might do something other than scream or fall lazily to the ground. Teenage Space Vampire isn't going to be for everybody, but if you keep in mind that it is geared towards a younger audience, there can be some enjoyment to be had. Of course, if you are a younger audience member who's into scifi, aliens and vampires, this movie was made for you. Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/28/23 Full Review Audience Member Looking over the notes I jotted down while watching this I see that I wrote "weak ending." I guess the ending was really weak, because I honestly don't remember it completely. I'm glad that Full Moon didn't stick with doing family entertainment. While not always perfect, they are better with their straight forward horror and sci-fi films. Full review at <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank"href="http://hotdogsinthedark.com/?p=979">Hot Dogs in the Dark</a> Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/25/23 Full Review Audience Member Featuring a young Robin Dunne (Zimmerman in Santuary), this is a very slow and unexciting story about a UFO visiting a small town and turning everyone into really ugly blood-sucking aliens with very bad teeth... not a sharp fang in sight so I'm not sure how they pierce the flesh! The climax is lame and the special defects low budget... not worth watching more than once. Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/28/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis After a UFO lands in a small town, a nerdy teenager discovers space vampires who want to rule the world.
Director
Martin Wood
Production Co
Canarom Productions
Rating
PG
Genre
Sci-Fi
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
May 4, 2017
Runtime
1h 30m
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