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Mexican Voodoo Zombies! Sounded cool, except the acting was horrible and only consisted of Latino performers (in the USA) where one actor went on a racial issue in a movie where race wasn't a factor. Oh, and very few zombies. Pretty dumb movie from a dumb writer and dumb director.
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02/22/23
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Now I am a man who quite likes his zombie films. I'm also not adverse to Latino/foreign films at all. Sad to say that this is a classic example of really how NOT to do either. Whilst watching it all I really wanted to happen was it to end so I could do something more interesting. Like re-hang my pictures or investigate the contents of the bottom of my wardrobe.
What is wrong with it is basically everything. I rented my copy from LoveFilm so it didn't fall off the back of a lorry. However the soundtrack was terrible, the actors voices were muffled. The incidental music was dull. The camera angles on some of the action sequences were bizarre to say the least.
I felt no sympathy or no connection to any of the characters at all (except for the woman at the start getting the stuffing battered out of her, its hard not to feel sorry for her). There were simply too many of them, a number of which it was never really explained who they really were. The two or three strands of the storyline were jammed together like square pegs in round holes.
Then there were the zombies, or the lack thereof. Half the of the cast were so made up with make up to make them look whiter in the 'crucial' climax scene it was hard to tell who was zombie and who wasn't. And why was everyone fighting everyone else? Who was the south east Asian guy? The 'meaningful' speech about Hispanics at the start was so out of place and unbeliveably cringeworthy.
If someone been hassling you to be friends simply tell them you love this film and give it them for Christmas. Set with them whilst they watch it so they have to finish it. They'll hate you forever and think you're mad!
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02/03/23
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The Zombie Farm (Ricardo Islas, 2010)
I have somehow been under the impression for five years that Lockout, the 2006 outing from Uruguayan-born Chicago director Ricardo Islas, was his feature film debut, and I compounded that by thinking Zombie Farm was his sophomore outing. It turns out Lockout was actually Islas' thirteenth feature, and Zombie Farm his sixteenth. This tickles me pink, because it means I have a great deal more Ricardo Islas to see. Lockout, #5 on my list of the best movies of 2006, absolutely blew me away, to the point where I've bought at least a dozen copies over the years to give them to people as presents. Criminally mismarketed as a horror film, it's a supernatural drama that has a great deal to say (in some really amusing, complex ways) about white flight, casual racism, and how little we truly know ourselves. Zombie Farm is much more a straight horror film, which shouldn't surprise anyone given the title, but that doesn't mean Islas hasn't jam-packed it with so much of what made Lockout great.
Plot: Pilar Franco (Adriana Cataño, model and character actress probably best known to American audiences from Holy Man) is a filmmaker on a mission, but the production company she's marketing her stuff to doesn't want her idealistic, overly-serious exposés about domestic abuse in Latino households. They want fluff pieces that will show the bright side of Latino culture to white audiences. (One is put in mind of Zakes Mokae's ironic line in The Serpent and the Rainbow: "happy happy island people!") Frustrated and at a loss, she flips on the TV...and catches a horrible low-budget ad for a local mystic who's obviously a charlatan, Roque (We Bought a Zoo's Roberto Montesinos). She calls to set up an appointment, intending to wheel and deal him: he lets her make a puff piece on him for the production company, and in the process she makes him a much higher-quality commercial with which to fleece the rubes. In the waiting room, she notices a woman who may as well be right out of her last documentary attempt: Ana Maria (Monika Munoz, an American actress who moved to Mexico and has been working in TV there ever since), whose husband Antonio (Before Night Falls' Khotan) is of the get-drunk-and-beat-mah-woman variety. You may be able to see where this is going, but I'll spare you the play-by-play and tell you that eventually, Roque, Ana Maria, and Pilar, with occasional grudging help from Roque's landlord, find themselves trying to both avoid Antonio, who won't stop coming after his wife even after taking a bullet to the brain, and trying to find the bruja controlling him, Sonia (Brazilian actress Mariana da Silva), who came to control him after Ana Maria went to see her in desperation. None of which explains the title of the film. Trust me on this, there is, in fact, an actual zombie farm.
This time around, Islas has turned his jaundiced eye on (obviously) domestic abuse and the TV charlatans who take advantage of old ladies (there's a great shouting match between Roque and Pilar after she hits him with her idea where he talks about the little old ladies, and she counters that her mother is one of them), but as in Lockout, the characters change and develop throughout the film; this is most notable when Roque, who has obviously been a fleecer of old ladies his entire life, goes after the no-account son of one of his longtime clients who's been stealing her social security checks. It's manipulative and overdone, but still it manages to ring true, and that's something well worth noting. Even more: the romantic subplot between Roque and Pilar is the kind of thing that would drive me up the wall in most movies, but Islas, who also wrote the script, has such a good ear for rapid-fire witty dialogue along these lines that it actually comes off sounding realistic. (Points off, though, for the love-triangle subplot that given one scene towards the end was obviously supposed to be running through this movie; I never got the remotest sense that Ana Maria and Roque were supposed to have any kind of sexual tension between them.)
Once again, this is way less horror film than it is supernatural drama, and once again this is an aggressively indie picture (read: you could buy some shoestrings with the budget, but not hang anything from them). And as long as you don't go into it expecting a straight-up zombie horror film, you may find yourself pleasantly surprised at what Ricardo Islas is cooking up. This is good stuff indeed, and I recommend it wholeheartedly. *** 1/2
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02/11/23
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Mexican Voodoo Zombies! Sounded cool, except the acting was horrible and only consisted of Latino performers (in the USA) where one actor went on a racial issue in a movie where race wasn't a factor. Oh, and very few zombies. Pretty dumb movie from a dumb writer and dumb director.
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01/29/23
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When the word Zombie is used in any title, one has certain expectations of a zombie movie. This is not one of those. There is a zombie farm but they don't escape and take over the city or anything. This is more based on the voodoo form of zombification. With that being said, this was an absolute bore to watch. The zombies do not take center stage. They seem to be more of an afterthought. I added a star to my rating bc I think the storyline was pretty good and had the movie been named something else, I might have enjoyed it more than I did. If you are looking for a good voodoo movie, see this. If you are looking for a zombie flick, keep looking for something else.
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02/10/23
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one of the worst zombie films i have ever seen would have been better if the story never had zombies at all
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02/09/23
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