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To Get to Heaven First You Have to Die

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Kamal has libido problems until he meets beautiful Vera.

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Wally Hammond Time Out This finely directed but tough Tajik tale is part love story, part social critique. Rated: 3/6 Nov 28, 2008 Full Review Kevin Maher Times (UK) Despite the crime-filled third act it has the motor of a US teen sex comedy and could easily be repackaged and called Kamal's Gotta Have It! God knows it couldn't be any worse. Rated: 1/5 Nov 28, 2008 Full Review Peter Bradshaw Guardian The look and feel of the movie is involving, especially the cool, controlled way Usmonov allows the story to develop without forcing the pace. Unfortunately, the ending is unconvincing in human terms. Rated: 2/5 Nov 28, 2008 Full Review Jon Fortgang Film4 Atmospheric in its early stages but a little too reticent towards the end, this is nevertheless a bleakly intriguing drama about the darker reaches of the male psyche. Rated: 3/5 Nov 28, 2008 Full Review Elliott Noble Sky Cinema Throw in the inscrutable performances, the peculiar switch in tone and that head-scratcher of a title, and you'd be better off using the hour to tell someone about your childhood. Rated: 2/5 Nov 28, 2008 Full Review Matthew Turner ViewLondon Engaging, quirky and often darkly funny drama with a great performance from first-time actor Khurched Golibekov. Rated: 3/5 Nov 28, 2008 Full Review Read all reviews

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Audience Member TO GET TO HEAVEN, FIRST YOU HAVE TO DIE (2006) is a film by Jamshed Usmonov set in the director's native Tajikistan. Kamal (Khurshed Golibekov) is a young man who has recently married, but he suffers from impotence and has been unable to consummate his marriage. After three months, he visits a doctor and then undertakes to learn the art of love from some older woman in the capital. The first half of the film has him stalking various women around Dushanbe. This odyssey in an American film would probably have been portrayed in a goofy underdog fashion, but Kamal's attempts are creepy, though we do feel his pain. About halfway through the film, Kamal ends up sleeping with the wife (Dinara Drukarova) of a thug (Maruf Pulodzoda). This lowlife finds out, he doesn't mind as he had been separated from his wife for some time anyway, and takes Kamal under his wing as they burgle their way around town. After witnessing the full extent of his partner's brutality, Kamal turns on him in a bloody fashion, which happens to cure his sexual dysfunction. All in all, I can't recommend TO GET TO HEAVEN to general audiences. This isn't the first film I've seen by a young director that begins in one way and then transitions too suddenly into mobsters and violence. Yes, I get the Oedipal allusions and the probing of the male psyche, but the plot arc chosen for this study just screams "immature scriptwriter". The cinematography is also unimaginative. I could compliment only two aspects, which will probably only interest a rather niche audience. One is that I'm bound for Tajikistan in less than a week as I write this, and there are few internationally available films from the country, so I guess TO GET TO HEAVEN was useful as a glimpse of Tajikistan. The acting by Drukarova and Pulodzoda was competent, and perhaps the same could be said for Golibekov if the character he portrays weren't so cringingly awkward to really appreciate. Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/08/23 Full Review Audience Member Enigmatic, unexpected, compelling - another voice and another way of looking at things generally unavailable in anglophone cinema. Deals with sex without titillating - an unfussy look at what must be the routine rebuffs that meet the unsolicited male gaze. It repudiates sexual violence in an equally unexpected way - by putting it offstage. Full of the loose ends and half explained details that are forbidden in mainstream commercial cinema. Part of its strength lies in the fact that there's no music in the soundtrack: everything is in the acting and the setting. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 01/29/23 Full Review Audience Member Great film, apt title, although I'm not sure how far comparisons to Kieslowski's 'A Short Film About Love' go..Still, worthy of a watch.. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 02/23/23 Full Review Audience Member omg. What a load of rubbish. I have never seen such a dull film. I was bored stiff. So many scenes with no script. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/27/23 Full Review Audience Member A low budget film from Tajikistan about male impotence....wait, where are you going? Come back! An impotent young man, unable to consummate his recent marriage discovers what it is to be a man, with dark, dangerous results. What starts as like a Central Asian Todd Solondz film, a black comedy of embarrassment turns into a sinister thriller, approaching some morally ambiguous terrain. It's tastefully shot but ultimately troubling with many questions and fewer answers. Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/19/23 Full Review Mike M An intriguing thing: a thwarted sex comedy that morphs into something else entirely. The genre-warping points to a film both critical of, and still somewhat in thrall to, the notion of what a "real man" might be; it's perhaps a pity the final act should arm Kamal with such a bluntly symbolic shotgun. The imagery elsewhere is richer for its simplicity, like the mini-ballet played out between male and female fingers on a bus handrail. There are rough edges here, but Usmonov is a filmmaker worth persisting with. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 11/26/08 Full Review Read all reviews
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Movie Info

Synopsis Kamal has libido problems until he meets beautiful Vera.
Director
Jamshed Usmonov
Producer
Denis Carot, Marie Masmonteil
Screenwriter
Jamshed Usmonov
Genre
Drama
Original Language
Russian
Runtime
1h 35m