Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

PG-13

2009

1h 49m

Fantasy

Adventure

Horror

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Darren (Chris Massoglia) is just like any other teenager, until the day he encounters the Cirque du Freak and a vampire named Larten Crepsley (John C. Reilly). After Crepsley turns him into one of the undead, Darren joins the traveling sideshow and its parade of weird and monstrous creatures. As he learns to use his newfound powers, Darren unwittingly becomes a pawn in the struggle between vampire factions.

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Critics Consensus

This overstuffed, scattershot vampire flick suffers from poor characterization and an unwieldy mix of scares and chuckles.

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Perri Nemiroff

Perri Nemiroff (YouTube)

Tons of fun, but far too childish to be taken seriously.

Rated: 3/5

Sep 13, 2010

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Sara Michelle Fetters

MovieFreak.com

The film is a convoluted mess of ideas and mythology, and while all of it is potentially interesting none of it is fleshed out near well enough to make any of it even slightly worthwhile.

Rated: 2/4

Nov 6, 2009

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Michael Phillips

At the Movies

This is one of the worst films of the year.

Oct 26, 2009

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Brian Eggert

Deep Focus Review

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant is the first installment of a proposed franchise, and it’s doubtful we’ll ever see any sequels.

Rated: 1/4

Aug 30, 2023

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Mike Massie

Gone With The Twins

Since it's the first piece of a complex and lengthy series, more questions than answers are presented.

Rated: 7/10

Nov 28, 2020

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Richard Propes

TheIndependentCritic.com

As the vampire Larten Crespley, Reilly actually brings out both his sincere and sarcastic sides.

Rated: 2.0/4.0

Sep 5, 2020

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Tammy R

I went into Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant not expecting much based on some of the harsh reviews, but I was pleasantly surprised. The movie has a unique story, fun characters, and a dark yet humorous tone that kept me entertained. The fantasy world of vampires and freaks is visually cool, and John C. Reilly as Larten Crepsley brought a lot of charm to the film. Sure, it’s not perfect, and some parts feel rushed, but overall, it’s creative and enjoyable. It’s worth a watch if you like quirky fantasy movies. Definitely better than people give it credit for! I gave it 5 stars as a PG film and to counter some of the critic's low ratings.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

11/24/24

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Renae N

This movie did not get the love it deserved. As someone who read the books growing up, I was a little disappointed but movies never get it right. Series like these should always be shows because there's just too much detail that gets missed. But as a movie, I loved it. Would've loved a sequel

Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars

11/19/24

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Some O

This is such a great watch. The books and the movie adaption were awesome. The critics suck, if anything put the rating pg11+. Remake it into a TV series!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

09/29/24

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Peter R

All deserving of a sequel Cirque Du Freak, Scott Pilgrim, War Craft, Bright, Brightburn & Hancock!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

07/21/24

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Tng N

Diễn viên chính diễn đơ, kém

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

04/15/23

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Ronald M

Not sure why the rating on this movie is so low... This is one of my all time favorite must see films. The story was great, though a little overly ambitious in how many books it tried to cover. The cast was amazing and did Fantastic, every character complimented the next. The only sad thing is they didn't do a sequel or trilogy. I think this is going to be one of those films that people warm up to over time because it is to good to just fade away. It gave a nice unique take on vampires without being a bloody mess or sparkling. O and I think this is the best performance John Reilly has ever done. All the actors were great but this was the first time I saw John as a real actor instead of just a walking punchline. It proved he was more than his typecast.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

09/29/22

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Cirque du Freak: Official Clip - The Freak Show

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Cirque du Freak: Official Clip - Vampire War

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Cirque du Freak: Official Clip - Fight Like A Vampire

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Synopsis

Darren (Chris Massoglia) is just like any other teenager, until the day he encounters the Cirque du Freak and a vampire named Larten Crepsley (John C. Reilly). After Crepsley turns him into one of the undead, Darren joins the traveling sideshow and its parade of weird and monstrous creatures. As he learns to use his newfound powers, Darren unwittingly becomes a pawn in the struggle between vampire factions.

Director: Paul Weitz
Producer: Lauren Shuler Donner, Paul Weitz, Ewan Leslie
Screenwriter: Brian Helgeland, Paul Weitz
Distributor: Universal Studios
Production Co: Depth of Field, Donners' Company
Rating: PG-13 (Disturbing Images|Action|Intense Supernatural Violence|Some Language|Thematic Elements)
Genre: Fantasy, Adventure, Horror, Action
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Oct 23, 2009, Wide
Release Date (Streaming): Feb 12, 2014
Box Office (Gross USA): $13.8M
Runtime: 1h 49m

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