Coffee Shop

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Sarah T Inoffensive. Not bad but not good. Not good but not bad. Just kind of blandly there in a slightly weird way. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 09/24/23 Full Review Audience Member Another soft focus, soft romantic Hallmark moment. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/14/23 Full Review Audience Member Oh wow, this movie is...something else. It took me three days to watch it, but I was determined to finish it. The plot was all over the place, the exposition was confusing and the following quote was real "I never liked parking garages. I always found them cold and impersonal" SO BIZARRE. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/25/23 Full Review Audience Member Horrible. Unwatchable. My girlfriend liked it Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/29/23 Full Review Audience Member A less than great movie but I gotta say something and I don't know where else to say it: The secondary couple (with Donavan's sister and her boyfriend) is the most toxic relationship I've ever seen in cinema. There were large chunks of the movie where the main reason I kept watching was to see the pair of them (especially her but him as well) get their comeuppance. I wanted them to break up with each other and then get coincidentally destroyed by a 5000 ton asteroid. I wanted them to get sucked into a jet engine and pulverized. I wanted them to fall off a boat while wearing blood coated chain mail so they would get eaten by sharks as they drowned. I wanted them to get run over by a steamroller as it paved the parking lot. I wanted for there to actually be arsenic in every goddamn cup of coffee they drank in the whole movie and for them to gratuitously and dramatically gag and keel over as they gasped for breath, the life draining from their eyes as Donavan and Ben stood over them, laughing maniacally at their foolish plans. I wanted them to Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/25/23 Full Review Audience Member Just bad. Shake up a bag of random parts of a romantic comedy and glue them together with bad acting and annoying characters to get this movie. If you want the bare minimum of a chick flick, you've come to the right place. Coffee Shop is an unrealistic, unnatural car crash that is just so bad, you can't look away. Only for last resorts. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/23/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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