angela g
this movie was not bad but i wished they did a sequel and one of the lines in the movie i did not care for but without that line it was a really good slasher whodunit movie with a cool twist
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Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars
12/02/24
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Kyle E
The poster for "Smiley" boasts the tag-line "The New Face of Fear" and honestly I did find Smiley's appearance unsettling the first time I saw the trailer. However, all feelings even vaguely related to fear immediately began to disappear less than 3 minutes into the film (more on that in a moment). Still, I give the film one star to stand as a personal reminder for that one moment in time Smiley seemed promising.
"Smiley" is not only bad, but it's exceptionally bad to such a fundamental degree in both film-making and writing that every problem is encapsulated in the phrase: "BAD BLANK 101". Bad acting, pacing, atmosphere, dialog, characterization, direction, cinematography, editing, and sound are all astoundingly present as if "Smiley" was the meeting place for the reunion of elements in hack film-making.
As a film alone the characters are painfully flat; the acting is atrocious and the main character acts like a being from another planet; the dialog is so bad it smells; every single one of the "scares" are some of the cheapest jump scares in modern horror (that's saying something); the pacing is slower than a slug; during the long-drawn out scenes of fundamental philosophical waxing from the college professor (Roger Bart) that same slug is glued to the floor; I will not spoil anything here because the ending still remains an incomprehensible mess that started in less than 3 minutes.
Two minutes and thirty-two seconds into the film is a jump scare by a little girl that is simply a soft then LOUD noise made for no other reason than hack writing. Get used to that because those are the only kind of "scares" in the entire movie. The problems really begin as the audience and babysitter are told by the little girl about an urban legend killer, the titular Smiley, a mysterious killer (in that he's never explained, we're just expected to take the horribly shoe-horned exposition from the little girl that Smiley is a well-known urban legend, yet the audience doesn't know; Gallagher just expects us to blindly accept this). How does the little girl know this? Who is she? If Smiley is based around the NOT-Chatroulette then is it an international urban legend? All of these questions are just a few examples of what I kept asking the film which gave me nothing in return.
Then the awful writing comes into play as the audience learns of how "Smiley" is summoned beginning the long endurance test that was this movie. The Smiley killer is summoned (ala Candyman) by typing out the phrase "I did it for the lulz" three times to someone on Not- Chatroulette causing Smiley (dressed in Michael Meyers' one piece jumpsuit) to sneak up behind the person you typed the message out to then stabs them in the back (with Ghostface's knife no less). Let that sink in. The killer is summoned through Chatroulette.
Now here's a quick lesson to future horror writers and filmmakers: if you want to create a new horror icon then its important to remember that often timelessness trumps modernity. Sure, technologically based horror movies can make some of the best in the genre (Ringu, Videodrome, Kairo, Christine, Poltergeist, etc) and there's nothing wrong with being hip to the now (if done right), but the technology has to age well and be recognized as being a staple of everyday life with the majority of the public and Chatroulette has not aged well at all. In fact, Chatroulette is stale and by having the killer revolve around such an unbelievably dated concept severely hurts the potentiality for the character only speeding along its inevitable fade into obscurity.
Smiley might as well have been summoned by wearing a haunted pair of Crocs. Of course Smiley might have appeared more if the characters were wearing haunted Crocs because Smiley rarely appears in his own film. The rest of the film is just awful acting, horrible dialog, and one middle- finger of an ending.
What else is there to say? Smiley is just all-around bad in every single way possible regarding filmmaking and writing dumbing down or ripping off intriguing concepts from far superior horror films to create a poorly-stitched together amalgamation of first year philosophy, general science, and psychology. The only amusement is watching Roger Bart trying to make "I did it for the lulz" sound ominous and if you want to see that I'm sure Youtube will provide for you.
Rated 0.5/5 Stars •
Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
05/04/23
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Dragon toons a
o filme é bom, divertido, tem uma ótima animação, canções muito boas e tem personagens que são carismáticos como o arlo e a betty. Porém, o filme não tem um desenvolvimento perfeito e alguns personagens não são tão importantes. Apesar disso, é extremamente divertido e que foi colocado carinho nele
Rated 3.5/5 Stars •
Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars
01/29/23
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Yikes! 😬 Not scary. Boring. Bad acting. Terrible plot. The ending makes no sense.
Rated 0.5/5 Stars •
Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
02/23/23
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Audience Member
Get these clowns up on outta here.
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Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
01/17/23
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I have never seen a movie that contradicts itself, forgets plot elements, and makes me cringe, all at the same time, more than this. This is honestly one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It has every single aspect that is wrong with horror movies nowadays, most significanlty false-scares. Everything that pops up comes with a spooky noise trying to generate scares, but not once have I ever felt scared while watching this. Plus it's riddled with plot holes, on an already really bad plot. The ending makes no sense, since it totally contradicts the beginning set up of the movie, there are characters that absolutely make no sense. For example, the teacher literally has no point to be in this movie apart from saying some big words that when you actually put them togheter they make absolutely no sense and add nothing to the plot. The slasher looks alright, it could have made a pretty scary movie if he was used in something that wasn't this "internet slasher" film. I absolutely hate when movies try to appeal to the younger audiences with internet references like this one does, like for example; it references 4chan for no reason than to just make someone watching go like "Oh yeah, 4chan! I heard of that!". Some bad movies fall into the so-bad-it's-good category, but this done doesn't even do that. It's just really bad and nothing else. Some of the acting is really terrible, and you can tell how awkward Caitlin Gerard feels in some scenes. And also for some reason, someone thought it was a good idea to cast comedy-focused YouTubers to star in this. Apparently Michael J. Gallagher likes to make movies with YouTubers in them. Caitlin might be the only redeeming quality of this movie, and even she isn't good enough mostly. Yikes. This was terrible.
Rated 0.5/5 Stars •
Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
02/19/23
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