Nail Gun Massacre

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Audience Member Is the overall audio in this movie awful? Yes. Is the acting in this movie awful? Yes. Does it have extremely annoying and muffled auto-tune sound effects? Yes. Did I have to keep reversing the movie because I didn't understand what the motor cycle helmet wearing killer just said? Yes. Is this a horrible film? Yes. Do I recommend it? Hell freaking yeah!!!!!!!! What part of a helmet wearing killer killing people with a nail gun does not sound like a movie going orgasm to you? It's awesome! Ok, it's really bad but that doesn't take away from the enjoyment. This movie was originally titled Texas Nail Gun Massacre and Construction Kills. In Texas we go BIG or we go home and this "should of been" (titled) Texas Nail Gun Massacre film goes BIG and BAD. This movie earns a half star on the movie poster art alone. This movie also has some of the best breast in movie history. The killer looks cool as hell and talks like a red neck Darth Vader. Do I need to say anymore? Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 02/08/23 Full Review Audience Member Oh man... that was hilariously, spectacularly awful. That's not even to get into the fact that nails don't quite kill soo easily; But I don't even need to get into realism to illustrate how FUBAR this movie is. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/21/20 Full Review delysid d i only like it because it sucks Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 05/15/19 Full Review Audience Member Sin duda NGM es una de estas películas que en mi adolescencia me cautivó por su portada y la promesa de una cinta extraña y gore. Lamentablemente la cinta no está a la altura de otros clásicos como por ejemplo Toxic Avenger, y sí está más cerca de otras como Redneck Zombies. Esto quiere decir que su gore no es tan genial (y es casi inexistente), su historia está fatal contada y hace aguas por todos lado. y obviamente sus actores dan lástima. Eso si, todo se compensa con la absurdez en general que se respira y con una ingente cantidad de desnudos que no vienen a cuento, pero que alegran la vista. Oye, algo es algo. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/29/23 Full Review Audience Member A sick day from work means sofa and films. Early films equals films with less expectations for me. Something easy, something fun - something I would not watch otherwise. "Nail Gun Massacre" is a title that stinks of bad moments. And boy, do we get them. Some girl is raped and some masked murderer is starting the spree almost the minute the victim is free. The murderer is equipped, not surprizingly, with a nail gun. Kills go down all the time. Often very sudden, like a jump shot with the killer two meters away from the victims. Often they are nude or half dressed about to get it on. Other murders seem more random. The absolute worst thing about this film is the sound. Dear lord, I bearly hear a word since background noise and static is overruling the dialogue. A lound and constant motorway-buzz is not the best trick to make a film good. When the buzz is not there, there are other crappy noises. Like the horrible echoes and screams from the murderer, appaling soundtrack and abrupting elements from other things in the location. I'm guessing the mic is made to take in noises from a wide range, not voice. Some errors like two shots, three wounds is to live with and also the horrible acting. The story is not a total disaster, but that may be since it never really is one. It's just killings and flat policework all over. Characters appear for no reason just to get nailed (hoho) onto somthing. 2 out of 10 Ritz boxes. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/17/23 Full Review Audience Member A pretty bad slasher movie. The killer was weird. His voice. Sounded like a southern Darth Vader. There body type changes in different scenes. Along with that there is a ton of continuity issues, and also why does the sheriff not drive in a cop car. The only thing really good about this movie was that it was entertaing, and I was not expecting the ending. So if you love cheap horror movies then this one is gold. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/21/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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