Eugene Gurkin has dreamt of opening his own bar for 20 years -- but his dead-end job as a janitor won't even fund a bottle of booze. After a co-worker's death, Eugene catches an episode of "E! News"; it might be divine intervention, it might just be a really stupid idea, but for some reason Eugene can't get this thought out of his head. Consequently, he recruits some eccentric friends and creates a gang to pull off their very own "heist" -- one that'll hopefully finance all of their dreams. The intended target? Rock icon Mick Jagger's luxe New York apartment. Soon, the new-age Robin Hoods are casing the joint, but what they don't realize is that there's a much richer target for them -- and it doesn't necessarily involve money.