Bikini Bloodbath Christmas

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Audience Member Okay, so first things first, this is a really corny low budget horror film, and it shows from start to finish. Having gotten that out of the way, it's still a fairly amusing flick, just because it doubles down on the oddity and serious tone time and again, where running gags that started stupid ended up making me really laugh by the end credits. Give it a spin, see if you get some laughs, I know I did. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/07/23 Full Review Audience Member Horrible, some of the most unambitious "film making" i've ever seen and i've seen alot of bad movies. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/20/23 Full Review Audience Member Here's the thing with a movie like Bikini Bloodbath...you know it's going to be low-brow. You know it's going to consist of a ridiculous story with bad acting, all on a very low budget. Why even bother going into it when you know you're going to hate it? Those who give this bad reviews are idiots for letting themselves get sucked into something like Bikini Bloodbath when they know damn well it's not the movie for them. Now, for those who enjoy this kind of ridiculous blend of horror and comedy, Bikini Bloodbath is actually a hoot. The story concerns a bunch of slutty, dim-witted high school chicks getting ready for a night of slumber partying. There's also the severely dike v-ball coach, horror icon Debbie Rochon (whose actually pretty funny in her brief role), as well as the dumb-jock football guys who have their own sausage, slightly homoerotic (and quite hilarious) party. DId I mention there's a murderous French Chef on the loose that builds up a sizable body count? Well there is, and amidst the fart, dick, and poop jokes, there's plenty of killing, nudity, and some surprisingly genuine laughs in this ridiculous film. Bikini Bloodbath doesn't take itself seriously and just tries to have fun, which any smart viewer (whose knowledgeable of these kinds of films) will pick up on quickly and will hopefully enjoy this dumb entertainment as much as I surprisingly did. Stay after the credits for more tomfoolery, including a silly music video and a prelude to the inevitable sequel, Bikini Bloodbath Carwash. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/21/23 Full Review Audience Member why did i keep watching this garbage?? Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/18/23 Full Review Audience Member Half a star each for Leah Ford and Sheri Bomb for making me happy in the trouser department. That's it though. I guess the whole homoerotic footballer thing is kind of funny..... Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/19/23 Full Review Audience Member As good as possible when you've got no money! Cheap actors, cheap killer, cheap story (what? A story!!) but damn that's good! I laughed and raised my middle finger, yeah! 'first I've got to get rid of that boner...' Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 02/25/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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