Bigfoot Wars

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Jake H Perfect film for the full family, the best effects and acting I've see since Schindler's list Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 05/07/23 Full Review Audience Member This "film" is a stinking pile of excrement with some of the worst sound and film editing I've ever seen. The director certainly made some bold choices. "Running out of daylight for your five minute daytime scene? No problem, keep filming after sundown, no one will notice it's now pitch black in the next cut, we only have these bad actors for one day you know!" Don't have money for audio post production or foley work? Just use the raw live set camera audio for everything, and when your actress touches the wall of that cave and you hear the squeak of styrofoam instead of the scrape of a rock, it will just add to the "rawness" of the scene. Your audience will appreciate it when the ridiculously placed studio quality internal dialog voice overs go crashing into the raw hiss and environmental noise of the raw camera audio feed. Having your main washed up actor delivering all of his dialog in a hoarse whisper 20db below the other actor's also saves us from his inane script dialog, whatever it was. Continuity? Over-rated. You don't have to keep track of where your actors were pointing their guns, or who was on who's left in a scene, or what direction Bigfoot was attacking from.. Have a few characters you don't have proper film on to reconcile their stories? Just never go back to them again or show them crawling away naked, I'm sure they made it home ok.. Gestation periods of cryptids got you down? Just make the pregnancy take a few hours, no one will care by the end of the film.. Heck lets just skip that all together and forget I was ever mentioned.. Kudos to the filmmakers for somehow resurrecting Andre the giant in drag to play all the bigfeet. Seriously this is the top of my worst films of all time list.. Congrats to the director and writer! Stay gold Ponyboy! Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/30/23 Full Review Audience Member C and Judd scraping the bottom of the paycheck barrel again. I'll go 2.5 just 'cause I like Squatchin' and I like C. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 02/14/23 Full Review Audience Member Huge shock, this sucks. Big time. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/27/23 Full Review Audience Member It was so dumb but it made me laugh in a few spots just the shear low budget of it is funny it's a ok movie Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/28/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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