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On a strictly technical level, its fine but apart from a few pretty faces being in focus, there's nothing redeemable about the movie. First off it doesn't even have a discernible plot or a single character I could give two shits about. Characters just come in, say a few lines horribly and then disappear, then wait in line to die like an assembly line...it's pathetic. Seriously, this movie should be renamed "wait your turn to die at the pay desk" The mechanic killer was also one of the most boring villains ever created-he's literally every single slasher villain you can imagine of the last 20 years- stringy greasy black hair covering his face, hulking wrestler body and an uncontrollable heavy breather. He also yelps a lot when he's alone with his dead victim. That's all there is to understanding him. The sky is the limit to create a non-boring villain at a remote gas station surrounded by a dozen bikini babes, and this is the best you can come up with? The director's don't even try. Little gore/cutaway death scenes, no nudity, low budget lighting and the same five or six same camera moves. I mean, why even bother making this movie apart from showcasing a dozen girls running around in bikinis? Just a waste.
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02/16/23
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l watched this junk mainly because Suzi Lorraine's name was attached. Well, she dies in the first 5 minutes, and there's really no point in watching any further. This film is a miserable trainwreck, with no suspense, no sort of atmosphere and no blood or gore whatsoever. The director obviously tried the "its what you don't see that's scary" approach, but the problem with that is the fact that there isn't even the slightest hint of foreboding or tension anywhere to be found in this utterly boring pile of waste. And let's not kid ourselves, no one watches a movie called Bikini Girls On Ice for the suspense (Oh, and just so you horn dogs out there are aware, there is only one quick flash of nudity in the entire film, so it fails to deliver in that department as well). Know your market, people! An utter failure of a horror film, even a b-horror, in every imaginable sense of the word.
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Rated 1 out of 5 stars
01/29/23
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Poor script, terrible acting, no suspense at all. Totally not worth watching, just a waste of time.
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01/16/23
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Just this side of the porn/not-porn line. The script and acting are so equally bad that it's hard to tell which one is worse. The only real entertainment value comes from two things - the convenient coincidence factor and the curiosity over what awful thing will happen next (and I don't mean murder, nudge-wink). It's bland, it's formulaic, it's servicey, and it's one project that should have stayed "on ice".
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02/10/23
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I guess I shouldn't have expected more from a film with this title, but I was still let down by this slasher film that failed to deliver on the brutality or sleaziness implied by its title. The early 1980s would have done a much better job with a film featuring this premise.
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Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars
01/27/23
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Sadly I soon realised the only actress that could actually act in this was the one killed off in the first scene. I gave it a chance, but I'm gay so I'm afraid pretty vapid girls wouldn't save a shocking movie!
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Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
02/01/23
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