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I cannot believe i have found this movie on Flixster! You are now GODS in my book! Put this straight on my top list of "best b-movies ever made"! This movie has EVERYTHING! Some really really really really weird, sick, twisted shit happens in this film! I died laughing in the film several times! It was nonstop stupid, twisted, unadultered b-movie crap at its finest! MUST SEE!!!!!
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars
01/20/23
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This flick is bizarre, tasteless, cheesy and 100% entertaining! If you're a fan of Troma films, you'll enjoy this little gem. Warning: This movie doesn't have a rating on Flixster, but it's definitely not for the kids!
I found the 2009 Director's Cut version on Amazon (there's both a DVD and Video on Demand versions, but only the DVD has the extras). You can also get the DVD direct from the manufacturer here:
https://www.createspace.com/269118
Rated 4.5/5 Stars •
Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars
02/21/23
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I knew going in that this would be a bad movie. What I did not expect is to shut it off after about ten minutes. This movie has less production value than your average video blog. I swear I made higher quality movies when I was a kid shooting with my dad's camcorder, and we had a better script and better acting. Mind you we rarely had a script, but that is just how bad this movie was. Skip it. Even if you are a fan of bad movies, as I am, this is not "fun bad" like Slime City or Frankenhooker. No, this is just pure bad. You should send me a dollar for saving you from this movie. I took a bullet for you!
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Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
02/26/23
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No words in the English dictionary can describe how utterly horrible this film is. There is absolutely nothing positive to say about this movie. Everything you could ever possibly imagine in a horrible film is put in this movie. Theres B movie horror films, that you know are going to be bad. But those films are "Citizen Kane" compared to this peace of crap. I really don't say this lightly, "Cheerleader Autopsy" is the WORST FILM OF ALL TIME.
First of all, I don't even think this film had a script. That lines that I hear in this movie are so stupid, that I can't even begin to fathom how anyone would enjoy it. The acting that comes along with it, is even worse. Everything is atrocious with the acting, and it just all gave me a headache.
This film seemed like it was made with a cheap camcorder, and I think it was. The ambient sounds we hear outside during dialogue (like wind) just prove my point that this movie couldn't be any more amateur. It's really just ridiculous that they got away with this. Scenes where they want to pause the film and show us pictures of the people to describe a story don't even have pictures, but instead have the actors standing around and TRYING to stand still. It's a COMPLETE mess in every sense of the word, and I almost had a heart attack attempting to contemplate how this was released.
.....If I haven't summed up the horribleness yet......the dead bodies we see are dummies. No they couldn't use the actors for the dead bodies, but they could substitute pictures for actors standing still right? Yeah cause that makes a whole lot of sense to me too......wow.....
I really don't know what else to say. Their are excellent movies, good movies, okay movies, fair movies, bad movies, really bad movies, crap movies, shit movies. extremely horrible movies, atrocious movies, films that shouldn't have been made, and then this. Really...it's that bad. I really thought that I've seen it all. I really thought that the movies I have seen before in my life were really the most terrible, but this film just takes the cake really. There really is no other thing to say, other than that "Cheerleader Autopsy" stands as the worst thing I have ever seen in my whole life...
Rated 0.5/5 Stars •
Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
02/08/23
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No words in the English dictionary can describe how utterly horrible this film is. There is absolutely nothing positive to say about this movie. Everything you could ever possibly imagine in a horrible film is put in this movie. Theres B movie horror films, that you know are going to be bad. But those films are "Citizen Kane" compared to this peace of crap. I really don't say this lightly, "Cheerleader Autopsy" is the WORST FILM OF ALL TIME.
First of all, I don't even think this film had a script. That lines that I hear in this movie are so stupid, that I can't even begin to fathom how anyone would enjoy it. The acting that comes along with it, is even worse. Everything is atrocious with the acting, and it just all gave me a headache.
This film seemed like it was made with a cheap camcorder, and I think it was. The ambient sounds we hear outside during dialogue (like wind) just prove my point that this movie couldn't be any more amateur. It's really just ridiculous that they got away with this. Scenes where they want to pause the film and show us pictures of the people to describe a story don't even have pictures, but instead have the actors standing around and TRYING to stand still. It's a COMPLETE mess in every sense of the word, and I almost had a heart attack attempting to contemplate how this was released.
.....If I haven't summed up the horribleness yet......the dead bodies we see are dummies. No they couldn't use the actors for the dead bodies, but they could substitute pictures for actors standing still right? Yeah cause that makes a whole lot of sense to me too......wow.....
I really don't know what else to say. Their are excellent movies, good movies, okay movies, fair movies, bad movies, really bad movies, crap movies, shit movies. extremely horrible movies, atrocious movies, films that shouldn't have been made, and then this. Really...it's that bad. I really thought that I've seen it all. I really thought that the movies I have seen before in my life were really the most terrible, but this film just takes the cake really. There really is no other thing to say, other than that "Cheerleader Autopsy" stands as the worst thing I have ever seen in my whole life...
Rated 0.5/5 Stars •
Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
02/02/23
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Maybe I'm losing my mind but I actually laughed at a lot of the jokes in this movie.
Rated 3.5/5 Stars •
Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars
02/11/23
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