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Heaven Help Us

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Students (Andrew McCarthy, Kevin Dillon) reject authority in 1965 Brooklyn at St. Basil's Catholic School for Boys.

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David Denby New York Magazine/Vulture The picture is timid, and all but worthless, but moviegoers who have always longed to see Donald Sutherland as a monk -- and I know that you guys are out there -- will be in ecstasy. Dec 31, 2019 Full Review Roger Ebert Chicago Sun-Times The strange thing about the movie is the way the moments of inspiration raise our hopes, and then disappoint them. Rated: 2.5/4 Oct 23, 2004 Full Review Michael Bronski Gay Community News (Boston) Its view of both the teenagers and the adults gets so mired in the most juvenile cartoon stereotypes that it totally fails in presenting a full picture of human beings. Aug 30, 2022 Full Review Chuck O'Leary Fantastica Daily Rated: 4/5 Oct 8, 2005 Full Review Emanuel Levy EmanuelLevy.Com Rated: 2/5 Aug 11, 2005 Full Review Scott Weinberg eFilmCritic.com Fitfully amusing, mostly juvenile. Rated: 2/5 Apr 17, 2005 Full Review Read all reviews

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razvan p quite light on the theology. just a decent youth flick that promotes decent morals Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 12/16/24 Full Review popandroid one of the best over-looked/forgotten 80's movies. and it's not even a NO-NAME cast, they have some big names in this thing. puzzling that's it's been forgotten so quickly. I can only imagine that's because it was never properly hyped when it came out so even by 1990 is pretty quickly forgotten by most of the planet. but to me this movie belongs right next to Fast Times and all the other great high school movies, and they did a great job making it seem like it was really 1965. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 03/14/24 Full Review emily m I like older movies and I like the delinquent coming-of-age theme. I however, even with me trying to think that it's because of what it's about and when it was made, still cannot stomach the just awful to watch violence coming from teacher to student. It would feel a lot funnier if I didn't have to spend ten minutes mentally coming back each time after watching a kid get rocked by a balding man dressed as a religious jedi. Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 12/11/23 Full Review donnie m i was trying to find a movie tonight i hadn't seen-came across this but the acting is beyond horrible-ONE star for 'cool' songs Rated 1 out of 5 stars 05/25/23 Full Review Mark K I consider this my favorite movie of all time. Very funny, but also captures teen angst and spirit of rebellion. Cast is about perfect, with many actors whom became well-known later. Interesting to see them at this point in their careers. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 05/10/23 Full Review Jason K This movie was a pretty good interpretation of my childhood education at catholic school in the 80's. Although the violence in the movie was a bit excessive, I remember the time a friend of mine had his head beat against a cabinet by a nun. The principal would use a large paddle to spank disruptive students in front of the class. After witnessing these instances of violence, we would go out to the playground and play tag or touch football. We often listened to Motown songs, danced with the girls, and attended skating parties. I thought the young actors in the movie were great. Kevin Dillan played the school jerk to a tee. Andrew McCarthy was great as the shy new guy and Mary Stuart Masterson portrayed the town's outcast perfectly. The late-great Roger Ebert wrote that this movie was too up and down. It failed because it didn't choose one path (the violence or the comedy) or the other. But that is the way I remember catholic school, one minute we were watching one of our classmates getting paddled by the nuns and the next minute we were holding our laughter because the class clown was making funny faces during class. This movie hit home, and it made me laugh. The locations were well thought out and the soundtrack was great. If you attended catholic school, this movie is a must see. If you did not attend catholic school, the story might not be as meaningful to you and you might not enjoy the movie as much as I did. I am pretty sure that this type of behavior does not exist anymore, and if it did there would be court battles. I still remember to bend down to pick up the kneeler at church because one of the nuns corrected me when I kicked it up with my foot. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 01/11/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Movie Info

Synopsis Students (Andrew McCarthy, Kevin Dillon) reject authority in 1965 Brooklyn at St. Basil's Catholic School for Boys.
Director
Michael Dinner
Producer
Dan Wigutow, Mark Carliner
Screenwriter
Charles Purpura
Production Co
Home Box Office (HBO), Silver Screen Partners
Rating
R
Genre
Comedy, Drama
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Feb 8, 1985, Original
Release Date (Streaming)
Nov 30, 2016
Runtime
1h 44m