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Hackney's Finest

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A drug dealer gets into trouble when a crooked cop tries to steal a consignment meant for Welsh-Jamaican Yardies.

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Critics Reviews

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Kate Muir Times (UK) The film-making is clunky, the voiceover from dealer Sirus (Nathanael Wiseman) is irksome and the gangster-police showdown is merely a showcase for some severed fingers and very large guns. Rated: 1/5 Apr 2, 2015 Full Review Leslie Felperin Guardian Despite the title, the film has zero sense of place and could have been shot anywhere with Victorian housing stock and a multiethnic cast. Rated: 1/5 Apr 2, 2015 Full Review Ben Homewood NME (New Musical Express) Taking its cues from Guy Ritchie at his most extreme, this portrayal of east London's underbelly is ridiculous. Rated: 3/5 Apr 29, 2021 Full Review Alexa Dalby Dog and Wolf It makes dark comedy out of corruption and excessive amounts of bloody violence - audiences will either take it as lightly as it is intended and enjoy the laid-back comedy or find it hard to stomach. Rated: 3/5 May 31, 2019 Full Review John Noonan FILMINK (Australia) t's these moments that make Hackney's Finest a lot of fun to watch and for the most part memorable. Aug 12, 2015 Full Review Rich Cline Shadows on the Wall East End cop movies are already such a tired cliche that trying to take a blackly comical approach makes this movie feel like an inadvertent spoof Rated: 1.5/5 Apr 17, 2015 Full Review Read all reviews

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Audience Member A dark movie that isn't really summed up by the title. Most of the action takes place in Tilbury, not Hackney, and the main characters are not part of a gang. However, the combination of very corrupt cops, Welsh-Jamaicans, and inept Russians makes it very amusing. Rather violent and full of swearing, so probably not a good idea to watch your kids watch it. Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 01/26/23 Full Review Audience Member A refreshing mix of gripping + funny, with some good, bad characters! Rated 4 out of 5 stars 01/12/23 Full Review Audience Member Review: I thought that was going to be your typical English gangster movie with the usual elements, but I quite enjoyed this crazy crime caper, even though they have to be some of the dumbest criminals in East London. Its about a drug dealer called Sirus who is wanted by a crooked cop who arrests his best friend (Asif) and blackmails him to go undercover so they can take-down Sirus in his next big drug deal with some Welsh Jamaicans. The cops plans end up going completely wrong because the Jamaicans are heavily armed so they hire some crazy, heroin taking thugs who try to help them get the shipment of drugs. Anyway, after a while the small time drug dealer ends up fighting for his life with the help from the Jamaicans who strike a deal to keep the shipment if they get them out alive. The plot was crazy and the characters, who were mostly heroin users, seemed to love being in the middle of East London in a big shoot out. The only person that seemed slightly scared of the whole situation was Sirus who didn't really know how to handle a gun at before they started to get shot at. I must admit, I did enjoy the crazy Welsh Jamaicans, even though I didn't know what they were saying half of the time, but it did get a bit silly after a while. Its better than a lot of the English gangster movies that I have seen lately because of the witty script and the amount of guns they use throughout the film but it isn't as good as Guy Ritchies earlier work and it did seem a bit far fetched. Watchable! Round-Up: I haven't seen any of these characters before, so I can't really comment on them as actors, but they did put in good performances which made the film watchable. It really did seem like the director used all of the stereotypical aspects of the different nations in this film, like the crazy meat head Eastern Europeans who just wanted to kill any and everyone and the Welsh Jamaicans who had a heavy artillery and new everything about guns. Personally, thats what made me laugh about the movie and then fact that no one really feared for there life but Sirus. The corrupt racist cops and the Asian drug dealers were other aspects the storyline which made it quite interesting and the non-stop craziness was put together well by the director. Anyway, it's worth a watch if you want to see a film about a load of Heroin addicts and corrupt cops fighting against each other but don't expect anything with morality or a deep and meaningful storyline. I recommend this movie to people who are into their English crime capers about a drug dealer who is on the run from corrupt cops who want his stash. 4/10 Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/18/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Movie Info

Synopsis A drug dealer gets into trouble when a crooked cop tries to steal a consignment meant for Welsh-Jamaican Yardies.
Director
Chris Bouchard
Producer
Arin Alldridge, Chris Bouchard, Jack Tarling
Screenwriter
Thorin Seex
Genre
Action, Comedy, Crime, Drama
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
Aug 30, 2017
Runtime
1h 29m
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