Saraswati Chandra

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Audience Member (Ext. Dark London Street) Urainia: Do they have no Leeries here anymore? Saraswati: There's some young people. Let's follow them. Urainia: I should've stayed home with your Aunt and Uncle. Saraswati: They're too busy cleaning the bathroom since you made a mess. Urainia: How do the English shower without a curtain? I don't understand this premise. Of course the whole room will get wet if there's no curtain. Saraswati: You didn't notice you were flooding their bathroom? Urainia: I had my eyes closed. If I had a curtain- Saraswati: Shhh--we don't want to scare them (points at young people) with your talk of bathroom floods. It looks like they went in that door. Let's go-(they run up street and go in door of giant pub) (Int. Giant Pub filled with drunk 16-year-olds) Urainia: Holy Hell let's get outta here. They're all in khakis. It looks like a bloody Catholic school in here. EnglishBoy: (walks up to Saraswati and pulls on her spiked dog collar) Woof! What are you? (laughs wildly) A dog? Saraswati: Get away from me- (pushes EnglishBoy) EnglishBoy: (laughs) An American dog! Everyone! We've got American dogs here! Urainia: (pushes through pack of kids) Quick, gimme your cell phone and I'll call your Aunt and Uncle to find out how to get back to their place. Saraswati: It's 1998. We don't have cellphones. Urainia: Crap. (rave music starts to play as they approach bar/to bartender) Pimms, please. Saraswati: Oh God, you and your Pimms... Urainia: If it's 1998 I might as well act like a teenager... Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/17/23 Full Review Audience Member Yeah, never see this. It drags on and on and gets really, really annoying. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/16/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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