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It's the funniest movie about a murderous carousel horse I've ever seen.
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars
02/11/23
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I only seen this movie once, and I think that once is enough. Who knows if I would watch it again, I would not reccomend this movie to anyone because of how odd this movie is. What can I say about this movie, it has murder, boobs, bad acting a horrible story. A bunch of teen actors and it is a D movie, not even a B movie, a killer carousal horse that kills people. I have seen a ton of oddball movies in my time but this is up there on the strange wtf movies that I have seen. I went with 1 star I was gonna put 1/2 star for this movie. I did laugh a few times, and didn't know why it made mw laugh as this movie is really low budget and weird.
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Rated 1 out of 5 stars
01/16/23
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This was a masterpiece. Comedy is at the highest quality. Filming and acting is magnificent. If I were to tell someone what my favorite movie was, I'd say "Caroushell" going in, I had no idea what to expect, but emerging at the end, I found the most magnificent, high quality, amazing movie I've ever seen. This movie is a movie I could watch hours on end and never tire of it, the music is great, the comedy is great, everything about the movie is wonderful and I Recommend watching this. Sadly, a scene was cut but one day I'll find it. Thank you for bringing this god sent masterpiece into this dark sad world. This movie inspired me in more ways than you can imagine, thank you.
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars
02/02/23
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Pretty awful stuff....but the special effects were surprisingly cool, the horse...ummm...I mean unicorn, had some awfully fun one liners, and at least it was pretty short in terms of runtime. This would be fun to have on in the background with a group of people who don't want to actually follow a movie's plot
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Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars
02/23/23
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CarousHELL
2016
Directed by Steve Rudzinski
Written by Aleen Isley & Steve Rudzinski
Starring Steve Rimpici, Se Marie, Haley Madison, Chris Proud, Teague Shaw & Steve Rudzinski
Duke (Steve Rimpici) has had enough. He works day in day out at the local amusement park and has finally had enough of the snot nosed brats that ride him. See, Duke is a carousel unicorn. Thus we get the pun from the title of the film. His focus of rage is a brat nicknamed Lunchbox (Teague Shaw). The little monster actually collects lunch boxes, thus the nickname. Also, he can't stop eating. His sister, Laurie (Se Marie, who I thought I had seen previously in a Bill Zebub production and was wrong) is stuck with him for the day because mom has to work.
Laurie doesn't care. She has plans to go to a party and have a blast with her boyfriend no matter what. Sarah (Haley Madison, who I recognized from multiple Henrique Couto productions and was right this time) is throwing the party and we have all sorts of fun people there. An incestuous foreign couple. A serial killer. And then there's Preston (Chris Proud) Popped collar and channeling his best Ryan Reynolds. Once we stir in Joe, the pizza guy (Steve Rudzinski) who just wants to get paid for his pizzas we have the perfect setting for a massacre.
Duke is killing anyone who stands in his way of slaughtering Lunchbox.
I saw this in the perfect place...Cinema Wasteland. It was Saturday night and we were all wired from attending A. Ghastlee Ghoul's Saturday Night At The Movies. I was familiar with Rudzinski's work and have seen a lot of his previous films.
Nothing prepared me for CarousHELL.
See, you get the carousel unicorn and his first victim is one of the amusement park workers and he skewers him with his horn. Makes sense. I was worried that continued multiple impalings would get dull.
Never fear.
The very next person he sneaks up on he brandishes a huge machete and buries it in their skull.
I could not stop laughing from that point onward. This movie has some of the best executed, most creative kills I have seen in a very long time. I think Duke should have his own series of films at this point. I really could watch him plow through tons of clueless millenials on a regular basis and it would never ever ever get old.
I mentioned that Chris Proud was channeling Ryan Reynolds. It wasn't meant as mean or degrading. He nails it and is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
If you're looking for something new. Something different. Something with the weirdest sex scene you will see in your entire life then I must insist you watch this movie.
You can thank me when you see me.
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars
01/29/23
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