Meet the Spartans

PG-13

Released Jan 25, 2008

1 hr. 24 min.

Comedy

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2%

49 Reviews

Tomatometer

25%

100,000+ Ratings

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When Xerxes (Ken Davitian), the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta, King Leonidas (Sean Maguire) and 13 strapping warriors rise up to defend their homeland. Leonidas, Captain (Kevin Sorbo) and the rest face down dancing Persians, bad punch-lines and celebrity look-alikes.

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Critics Consensus

A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel.

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SNDN

Other people might not like the crude humor but I enjoyed it. It's a blast from the past and is a movie that would probably be canceled in today's age. 10/10

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

04/07/24

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Scat S

I'm honestly shocked by the Low score on this. I thought the move was hilarious, funny and clever. Perhaps the folks who low rated it, are a bit tender in their sensibilities and are hurt and offended by comedy. If you like old school cheeseball comedy spoofs (from the 70's and 80's), you'll love this…..don't be scared to laugh!!!

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

02/10/24

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DayBro

Bad Comedy. It is so dull movie, somebody says: because it is a comedy, but no, it is simply dull film, with out any sense. Conclusion: I waste my time, don't do my mistake.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

09/24/23

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Stu M

A "Comedy Film" that does not manage to get a smile or a laugh out of those who watch it. Meet The Spartans is so boring that even the jokes aren't good.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

07/07/23

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Luke S

I want to give this movie negative 5 stars. It is unwatchable. The fact this movie got made is a triumph of willpower over logic or common sense of what would be entertaining. There is nothing worth watching here and the sooner every copy of this movie is burned, the better.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

07/07/23

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Audience Member

This movie is a guilty pleasure for me. I’ve watched it probably a dozen times. Stupid/ funny.

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

06/10/23

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Jason Friedberg

Director

Aaron Seltzer

Director

Sean Maguire

Leonidas

Carmen Electra

Queen Margo

Ken Davitian

Xerxes

Kevin Sorbo

Captain

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Simon Braund

Empire Magazine

Obviously, it's rubbish.

Rated: 1/5

Mar 20, 2008

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Kimberley Jones

Austin Chronicle

To devote an entire feature film to making fun of another film's universally acknowledged gay subtext seems to me good cause for said filmmakers to have a sit-down with their muse, because somebody's been sleeping on the job.

Rated: 0/5

Feb 1, 2008

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Clark Collis

Entertainment Weekly

The result in Meet the Spartans is less classic Mel Brooks than middling Best Week Ever.

Rated: C+

Jan 30, 2008

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James Croot

Stuff.co.nz

The world's worst parody movie.

Rated: 1/5

Jun 27, 2022

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Richard Propes

TheIndependentCritic.com

This is one occasion, however, when sticking around to the very end does not have its rewards.

Rated: .5/4.0

Sep 16, 2020

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Ben Rawson-Jones

Digital Spy

Meet The Spartans? For those unlucky enough to be lured into the cinema, there's every chance you'll be wanting to meet your maker instead.

Rated: 1/5

Jul 14, 2011

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Synopsis

When Xerxes (Ken Davitian), the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta, King Leonidas (Sean Maguire) and 13 strapping warriors rise up to defend their homeland. Leonidas, Captain (Kevin Sorbo) and the rest face down dancing Persians, bad punch-lines and celebrity look-alikes.

Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Executive Producer: Arnon Milchan
Screenwriter: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Distributor: 20th Century Fox
Production Co: New Regency Pictures, Regency Enterprises
Rating: PG-13 (Language|Crude and Sexual Content|Some Comic Violence)
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: Tagalog
Release Date (Theaters): Jan 25, 2008, Wide
Box Office (Gross USA): $38.2M
Sound Mix: Dolby SRD, DTS, SDDS
Aspect Ratio: Flat (1.85:1)

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