The Seven Minutes

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eric b A Russ Meyer movie, dull? Hard to believe unless you've seen "The Seven Minutes." Adapted from an Irving Wallace novel, this courtroom drama is an attempt at straightforward storytelling with a minimum of Meyer's usual titillation and cheap humor. The plot's censorship theme obviously was a heartfelt issue for him, but bland lead actors, a marathon running time by Meyer standards (110 minutes) and a tedious middle stretch leave one hungry for more bouncing breasts. The film's title refers to a fictional novel written by the mysterious J.J. Jadway. The sexually explicit book -- the title refers to the average time required for a woman to reach orgasm -- was published back in the '30s and has been extensively banned. Now the book is pivotal in two pending cases: a mousy bookseller accused of peddling pornography and a young misfit charged with porn-induced violence. The intersection of these cases is somewhat confused, but most of the action follows a handsome, maverick lawyer (Wayne Maunder) as he collects evidence and romances a woman (Marianne McAndrew) from his client's upper-crust family. Along the way, he encounters an intriguing cast that includes a pre-stardom Tom Selleck, John Carradine (one throwaway scene as a drunk Irish poet), Yvonne De Carlo ("Munsters" fans will be quite pleased with her flashy role), Wolfman Jack and familiar character actor Harold J. Stone. There's also a truly bizarre appearance by Berry Kroeger, portraying a witness described as a "thinking man's faggot." "The Seven Minutes" has a strong ending, but it's not enough to forgive stale dialogue and an overly complex story that soon tests one's patience. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 03/31/23 Full Review Audience Member This is Russ Meyer's OTHER studio movie besides "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls," and it's just about as good. It's interesting to see Russ Meyer working from a 'serious' novel by Irving Wallace, yet contributing his own uniqueness to it. Plus, Wolfman Jack is in it! Not commercially available, but you can find it on bootlegs! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/15/23 Full Review Audience Member Very lucky to see this movie, because I would have never saw it Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 02/04/23 Full Review Audience Member This book was originally banned as porn in the '20's. This movie should have been banned when it was still a script. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/13/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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