Wild Things: Foursome

Audience Reviews

View All (49) audience reviews

Audience Member Each Wild Things movie seems like a remake of sorts. This installment has Andy Hurst, who wrote the second and third, directing and a script by Howard Zemski and Monty Featherstone, the team who wrote Sharkman. The major difference is that this time, we're talking about twenty-year-olds and not high schoolers. Carson Wheetly (Ashley Parker Angel, who was in O-Town) is the rich and spoiled son of NASCAR car racer Ted Wheetly (Cameron Daddo). He thinks his dad may have killed his mother, but first, let's get to this movie's other main difference. Whereas every Wild Things is built around a threesome, this one goes one better and has, as the title spoils for you, a foursome between Carson, his girlfriend Rachel Thomas (Marnette Patterson), Brandi Cox (Jillian Murray, Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero) and Linda Dobson (Jessie Nickson). Within a few days of that MFFF miracle -- surely Carson is some level of science fiction character or at least a former boy band member -- his father dies in a car crash that Bruno Mattei's some Days of Thunder footage. That death is suspicious, so Detective Frank Walker (John Schneider, who may know a thing or two about car crashes) starts to investigate just as the will is announced, which states that Carson cannot inherit his father's money and estate until he turns thirty or marries. That means a quick marriage to Rachel, but they had a deal with everyone in the foursome, so Brandi and Linda seem to be dead meat, except that Rachel and Brandi are also working together to kill Carson. Once the girls end up -- spoiler warning -- using sex to kill Carson, they start conspiring to keep making love and attempting to murder one another. This is the sort of movie that keeps the twists coming after the credits roll. All I have to say is keep your eye on lawyer George Stuben (Ethan Smith). I miss the swamps of the other movies, but appreciate that this one is all about death and sex, which let's face it, all giallo should be. It doesn't get to that level, as it needs more fashion and better music, but it certainly has the sleaze -- well, homogenized 2000s sleaze -- going for it. I kind of wish there was a fifth movie just to see if they'd get a fiveway into it. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Audience Member Jesus christ what a f*ckfest. Such a baaad movie with even worse acting. Half way through the movie I wasn't sure whether I was watching a porno film or an actual crime movie. There were so many effin sex scenes..christ Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/09/23 Full Review Audience Member did i really just watch the 4th one.. yeah that was predictable.. same as the other 3.. blah blah blah!! Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/14/23 Full Review Audience Member 2013-10-05 writeup is wrong - Ted died while car racing not speedboating. Wheetly is spelled wrong. kind of a dumb movie. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/20/23 Full Review Audience Member Almost so bad it's good, Wild Things: Foursome is completely out of control. Once again a spoiled rich kid from Blue Bay seeks to break his trust fund and concocts an elaborate scheme in order to do so, but he and his partners begin to turn on each other when a detective starts snooping around. The story's beyond absurd and is full of plot holes. But the cheesiness and gratuity are so over done that it becomes kind of fun at times. While there are some entertaining parts, Wild Things: Foursome is all kinds of awful. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/08/23 Full Review Audience Member made me glad that im not rich, nobody's coming to me for my money for sure. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/22/23 Full Review Read all reviews

Wild Things: Foursome

My Rating

Read More Read Less POST RATING WRITE A REVIEW EDIT REVIEW

Most Popular at Home Now