Zombeavers

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Marceal M Zombeavers: A Dam Mess Let’s not sugarcoat it — Zombeavers is terrible. The plot is dumber than it sounds (yes, zombie beavers), the acting is like a high school drama class gone wrong, and the budget looks like it was spent entirely on fake blood and rubber puppets from a discount Halloween store. I only made it through because I was high on edibles, and even then, I wasn’t sure if I was watching a movie or having a low-grade fever dream. The dialogue? Cringe. The scares? Laughable. The beavers? More like rejected Muppets dipped in ketchup. That said, there was one saving grace: a pair of crooked nipples that stole the spotlight. Don’t ask how or why — just know they were the most memorable part of the film. Honestly, they deserved their own spin-off. Final verdict? Zombeavers is so bad it’s... still bad. But if you’re baked and bored, it might be just the dumb chaos you didn’t know you needed. Rating: 1.5/5 stars — half a star for the nipples. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 07/06/25 Full Review Brad F This movie is tough for me to rate a 3 out of 5, but there’s no denying I had fun watching this film. Is this anything you can really recommend to anyone who likes film…. No. But did this movie make me cry laughing as I shook my head simultaneously at the absurdity of what I was seeing….. Yes. My review might not mean much, but this is the quintessential good “bad movie”. The silliness alone of this movie is worth a watch, but the movie strangely doesn’t hit Sharknado or worse territory. Care was definitely put into this film. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 06/13/25 Full Review Josue R So bad that it’s good. Honestly can be used from background noise for when you’re trying to sleep or a legit movie night with friends! This movie is my most guiltiest of pleasures. Rated 4.5/5 Stars •  Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 05/22/25 Full Review Amelia D The best movie ever written, no questions asked Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 05/05/25 Full Review Lasse P Ein sehr guter Film mit einer witzigen Besetzung Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 03/23/25 Full Review Dirk W Fairly entertaining. Funny at times. Decent suprises here and there and by the end i was really hoping the protagonist survived. It got a lot of milage out of the beavers pun. By far the best / funniest moment is the marvel style end credit scene setting up a sequel, and a new pun. Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 02/24/25 Full Review Read all reviews

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