Episode 1
Aired Feb 6, 2005
Pilot
Stan uses his CIA training to help Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in school, Lisa Silver (Carmen Electra).
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Episode 2
Aired May 1, 2005
Threat Levels
After a life-changing moment Francine becomes a prosperous real-estate agent, but her success threatens Stan, who resorts to sabotaging her work.
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Episode 3
Aired May 8, 2005
Stan Knows Best
When Haley returns from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, Stan waits for her to fall asleep and shaves her head with an electronic shaver equipped with a silencer.
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Episode 4
Aired May 15, 2005
Francine's Flashback
When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 19 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 19 years.
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Episode 5
Aired Jun 5, 2005
Roger Codger
When Stan's boss, Bullock (Patrick Stewart), comes over for dinner, he nearly catches the Smiths hiding Roger.
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Episode 6
Aired Jun 12, 2005
Homeland Insecurity
Francine throws a block party, but Stan becomes suspicious of some new neighbors; Stan persuades Steve to join a youth group.
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Episode 7
Aired Jun 19, 2005
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
When Stan learns that his rival Chris White is applying to be the deacon at their church, he decides he wants the position for himself.
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Episode 8
Aired Sep 11, 2005
Bullocks to Stan
Stan tries to curry favor with Bullock (Patrick Stewart) in hopes of scoring a promotion, but learns a secret about his boss's new woman in the process.
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Episode 9
Aired Sep 18, 2005
A Smith in the Hand
When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex education, Stan demands that the school allow him to teach the class.
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Episode 10
Aired Sep 25, 2005
All About Steve
When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic.
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Episode 11
Aired Oct 2, 2005
Con Heir
Jack Smith convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work for an ultrasecret spy group, but Francine suspects he is being conned.
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Episode 12
Aired Nov 6, 2005
Stan of Arabia
When Francine refuses to do all the work, Stan must plan a party for his boss's celebration, with disastrous consequences.
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Episode 13
Aired Nov 13, 2005
Stan of Arabia
As the Smiths continue their lives in Saudi Arabia, Stan quickly conforms to the male-dominated society while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms.
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Episode 14
Aired Nov 20, 2005
Stannie Get Your Gun
Haley and Stan finds themselves at odds over Stan's membership in the National Gun Association after the two of them spend the day together.
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Episode 15
Aired Nov 27, 2005
Star Trek
Steve writes a book and becomes a famous celebrity author, turning Stan into an unbearable stage parent.
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Episode 16
Aired Dec 18, 2005
Not Particularly Desperate Housewife
As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all.
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Episode 17
Aired Jan 8, 2006
Rough Trade
A fight after a particularly tough day leads Stan and Roger to get a taste of life in each other's shoes, but the swap quickly gets out of hand.
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Episode 18
Aired Jan 29, 2006
Finances With Wolves
After receiving a hefty bonus at work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets, while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk.
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Episode 19
Aired Feb 26, 2006
It's Good to Be the Queen
Stan looks forward to dancing with Francine at her high-school reunion, only to learn her title of Homecoming Queen was a mistake.
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Episode 20
Aired Apr 23, 2006
Roger N' Me
Stan's so-called best friend shuns him at an Atlantic City bachelor party, so Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick.
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Episode 21
Aired Apr 30, 2006
Helping Handis
Stan gives Steve steroids to make him bigger, better and part of the "in" crowd at school, but they have an unusual side effect.
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Episode 22
Aired May 7, 2006
With Friends Like Steve's
Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, so he gets replaced by Barry; Roger joins a fraternity.
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Episode 23
Aired May 14, 2006
Tears of a Clooney
Francine plots to destroy George Clooney for a past indiscretion; Roger builds a vineyard and starts a private sweatshop.
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