Episode 1
Aired Sep 26, 2003
Dubya, Dad and Dating
George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.
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Episode 2
Aired Sep 26, 2003
Dubya, Dad and Dating
George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.
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Episode 3
Aired Oct 3, 2003
The Cuban Missus Crisis
Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced, and George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.
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Episode 4
Aired Oct 10, 2003
Feel the Burn
George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
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Episode 5
Aired Oct 17, 2003
Carmen's Dating
Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
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Episode 6
Aired Oct 24, 2003
Split Decision
George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.
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Episode 7
Aired Oct 31, 2003
No One Gets Out Alive
The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.
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Episode 8
Aired Nov 7, 2003
Bringing Home the Bacon
Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.
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Episode 9
Aired Nov 14, 2003
Fishing Cubans
George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.
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Episode 10
Aired Nov 21, 2003
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.
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Episode 11
Aired Nov 28, 2003
Mementos
George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.
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Episode 12
Aired Dec 12, 2003
Christmas Punch
After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
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Episode 13
Aired Jan 9, 2004
Why You Crying?
Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.
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Episode 14
Aired Jan 23, 2004
The Trouble With Ricky
After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.
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Episode 15
Aired Feb 6, 2004
God Needles George
When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down, while Max prays for a miracle.
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Episode 16
Aired Feb 13, 2004
Benny and Randy
Benny's boyfriend, Randy, starts getting too serious about love.
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Episode 17
Aired Feb 20, 2004
Weekend at Benny's
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.
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Episode 18
Aired Feb 27, 2004
Jason Tutors Max
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
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Episode 19
Aired Mar 19, 2004
Angie Gets Tanked
A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.
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Episode 20
Aired Mar 26, 2004
The Art of Boxing
Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).
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Episode 21
Aired Apr 2, 2004
George's House of Cards
When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
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Episode 22
Aired Apr 9, 2004
Dance Fever
After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.
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Episode 23
Aired Apr 16, 2004
She Drives Me Crazy
Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.
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Episode 24
Aired Apr 30, 2004
George Goes to Disneyland
George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.
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Episode 25
Aired May 7, 2004
Bachelor Party
Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.
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Episode 26
Aired May 14, 2004
Wrecking Ball
Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.
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Episode 27
Aired May 21, 2004
What George Doesn't Noah
Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Tevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.
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Episode 28
Aired May 21, 2004
Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-ly What Happened
George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.
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