Episode 1
Aired Sep 24, 2008
A Decent Proposal
Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.
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Episode 2
Aired Oct 1, 2008
How I Hate Your Mother
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
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Episode 3
Aired Oct 8, 2008
White Like Me
After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.
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Episode 4
Aired Oct 15, 2008
Snakes on a Date
Christine agrees to a date with a children's entertainer who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.
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Episode 5
Aired Oct 22, 2008
Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
Christine asks Richard to help create a baby with her now that Ritchie is too old to be telling her I love you, as he used to do.
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Episode 6
Aired Oct 29, 2008
Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.
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Episode 7
Aired Nov 5, 2008
So You Think You Can Date
Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).
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Episode 8
Aired Nov 12, 2008
Self-Esteem Tempura
When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.
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Episode 9
Aired Nov 19, 2008
Rage Against the Christine
When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.
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Episode 10
Aired Nov 26, 2008
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.
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Episode 11
Aired Dec 10, 2008
Unidentified Funk
The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.
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Episode 12
Aired Dec 17, 2008
Happy Endings
When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.
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Episode 13
Aired Jan 14, 2009
Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.
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Episode 14
Aired Jan 21, 2009
What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.
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Episode 15
Aired Feb 11, 2009
Reckless Abandonment
Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.
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Episode 16
Aired Feb 18, 2009
Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.
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Episode 17
Aired Mar 11, 2009
Too Close for Christine
When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.
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Episode 18
Aired Mar 18, 2009
A Change of Heart/Pants
When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.
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Episode 19
Aired Apr 8, 2009
Hair
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
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Episode 20
Aired May 6, 2009
He Ain't Heavy
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.
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Episode 21
Aired May 13, 2009
The Old Maid of Honor
Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.
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Episode 22
Aired May 20, 2009
Love: A Cautionary Tale
Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.
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