Episode 1
Aired Nov 30, 2003
Eye of the Tiger
Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics -- as a ribbon dancer.
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Episode 2
Aired Dec 7, 2003
Love Thy Nephew
When a litigious neighbor (Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.
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Episode 3
Aired Dec 14, 2003
Road to Tradition
When the children become obsessed with gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether; Wanda loses the Christmas spirit when she tries to get everyone on her staff a gift.
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Episode 4
Aired Dec 21, 2003
Laughing Matters
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.
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Episode 5
Aired Jan 4, 2004
Hair Jordan
Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner (Charlie Robinson) throws them out; Wanda and the girls try to change the batteries in a smoke detector.
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Episode 6
Aired Jan 11, 2004
Love Bug
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.
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Episode 7
Aired Jan 25, 2004
It's a Wonderful Wife
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
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Episode 8
Aired Feb 8, 2004
Family Reunion
Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin.
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Episode 9
Aired Feb 15, 2004
Droobie or Not Droobie
Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur (David Faustino); Jordan sells candy bars at school.
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Episode 10
Aired Feb 22, 2004
J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
Jordan tries comedy as a way of overcoming stage fright; Vanessa makes a documentary about her home life.
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Episode 11
Aired Mar 7, 2004
Make Room for Caddy
Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; flashbacks show when they all met.
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Episode 12
Aired Mar 14, 2004
Saving Sergeant Tompkins
Bernie realizes he may have been too truthful when telling Jordan about his father, so he amends the truth to make Jordan think well of his father.
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Episode 13
Aired Mar 22, 2004
It's Mac-ademic
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.
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Episode 14
Aired Mar 29, 2004
The Getaway
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.
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Episode 15
Aired Apr 5, 2004
Easy Rider
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school.
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Episode 16
Aired Apr 12, 2004
Who's That Lady?
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.
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Episode 17
Aired Apr 12, 2004
Mac-Inations
Neighbor Carl Reiner (guest starring as himself) plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie. Ashton Kutcher guest stars as himself.
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Episode 18
Aired Apr 26, 2004
That Old Mac Magic
"American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
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Episode 19
Aired Apr 26, 2004
The Talk
Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
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Episode 20
Aired Jun 15, 2004
Five Stages of Bryana
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully; Wanda winds up caring for a guinea pig Bernie bought for Bryana.
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Episode 21
Aired Jun 22, 2004
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
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Episode 22
Aired Jun 29, 2004
Thanksgiving
Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
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