Episode 1
Aired Sep 19, 2005
Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
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Episode 2
Aired Sep 26, 2005
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
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Episode 3
Aired Oct 3, 2005
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
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Episode 4
Aired Oct 10, 2005
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
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Episode 5
Aired Oct 17, 2005
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.
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Episode 6
Aired Oct 24, 2005
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
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Episode 7
Aired Nov 7, 2005
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
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Episode 8
Aired Nov 14, 2005
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
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Episode 9
Aired Nov 21, 2005
Madame and Her Special Friend
A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
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Episode 10
Aired Nov 28, 2005
Something Salted and Twisted
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but it does not impress his mother.
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Episode 11
Aired Dec 19, 2005
Santa's Village of the Damned
Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
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Episode 12
Aired Jan 9, 2006
That Special Tug
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
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Episode 13
Aired Jan 23, 2006
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
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Episode 14
Aired Feb 6, 2006
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
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Episode 15
Aired Feb 27, 2006
My Tongue Is Meat
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
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Episode 16
Aired Mar 6, 2006
Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
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Episode 17
Aired Mar 13, 2006
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
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Episode 18
Aired Mar 20, 2006
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
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Episode 19
Aired Apr 10, 2006
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
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Episode 20
Aired Apr 24, 2006
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
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Episode 21
Aired May 1, 2006
And the Plot Moistens
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
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Episode 22
Aired May 8, 2006
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
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Episode 23
Aired May 15, 2006
Arguments for the Quickie
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
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Episode 24
Aired May 22, 2006
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
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