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Season 3 – Two and a Half Men

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Tom Gliatto People Magazine Now in its third season, Two and a Half Men is an unambitiously slump-shouldered show that nonetheless is so well put together it can tower above a frisky little sea monkey of a sitcom like Arrested Development. Sep 11, 2018 Full Review Mark Oakley Den of Geek It's certainly got some sitcom pedigree behind it. Also, the cast is on the whole very strong and it's far from being just the Charlie Sheen show. Rated: 3/5 Sep 11, 2018 Full Review Read all reviews

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Daniel B Me parece que en esta tercer temporada es donde hay un mayor desarrollo en las emociones de todos los perosnajes, Un Cahrlie con un deseo de "madurar", un Alan con una negación a la edad media y un Jake que está llegando a la pubertad, y eso con todos los personajes, en esta temporada es donde realmente entiedes quienes son y el porque de su "raro" actuar, con el ya típico humor negro de esta serie que no pierde su encanto, que ponen a los personajes en situaciones más bizarras y le impregan un surrealismo en el realismo de esta serie que da ese plus de comedia "mini trama". Los personajes dejan de ser un cliché para realmente tener una personalidad propia. Mezclando episodios totalmente cómicos con otros con un toque más sentimental, sin dejar su espíritu rebelde en cada episodio. Esta tercer temporada ya se siente más personal con el espectador, ya tiene un espíritu propio que se distingue de todas las series norteamericanas, en esta temporada la serie da pasos firmes para ser una de las sitcom más entrañables de los últimos tiempos. Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 09/26/22 Full Review FRANCO R Loved this show while Sheen was present. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 12/28/20 Full Review Parker F Remaining hilarious, the third season of Two and a Half Men further develops its core cast in unexpected ways and introduces some of the best recurring characters in the series. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 09/08/19 Full Review Audience Member (all seasons) You can tell by watching Season 1 why this was a hit: a catchy premise, great cast and snappy dialogue contributing to a very enjoyable laugh-fest characterized by remarkable consistency. Even more remarkably, the above goes on for a whopping 8 seasons. Yet, things take an unfortunate turn for the worse after that, ranging - occasional refreshing glimpses aside - from the average yet watchable to the completely formulaic and below-par, and culminating with the ill-advised "meta" finale. Winning? Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review Audience Member The seasons improve. S3 of Two and a Half Men once again improves the comedy, situations and the performances. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/09/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Marin Hinkle

Judith

Ralph Cole Jr.

Ricky

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Episodes

Episode 1 Aired Sep 19, 2005 Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend. Details Episode 2 Aired Sep 26, 2005 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy. Details Episode 3 Aired Oct 3, 2005 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith. Details Episode 4 Aired Oct 10, 2005 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other. Details Episode 5 Aired Oct 17, 2005 We Called It Mr. Pinky Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother. Details Episode 6 Aired Oct 24, 2005 Hi, Mr. Horned One Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood. Details Episode 7 Aired Nov 7, 2005 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose. Details Episode 8 Aired Nov 14, 2005 That Voodoo That I Do Do Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher. Details Episode 9 Aired Nov 21, 2005 Madame and Her Special Friend Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors. Details Episode 10 Aired Nov 28, 2005 Something Salted and Twisted Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but it does not impress his mother. Details Episode 11 Aired Dec 19, 2005 Santa's Village of the Damned Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays. Details Episode 12 Aired Jan 9, 2006 That Special Tug Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist. Details Episode 13 Aired Jan 23, 2006 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex. Details Episode 14 Aired Feb 6, 2006 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. Details Episode 15 Aired Feb 27, 2006 My Tongue Is Meat When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage. Details Episode 16 Aired Mar 6, 2006 Ergo, the Booty Call Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party. Details Episode 17 Aired Mar 13, 2006 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz). Details Episode 18 Aired Mar 20, 2006 The Spit-Covered Cobbler Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan. Details Episode 19 Aired Apr 10, 2006 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women. Details Episode 20 Aired Apr 24, 2006 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith. Details Episode 21 Aired May 1, 2006 And the Plot Moistens Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical. Details Episode 22 Aired May 8, 2006 Just Once With Aunt Sophie Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party. Details Episode 23 Aired May 15, 2006 Arguments for the Quickie Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request. Details Episode 24 Aired May 22, 2006 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family. Details

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Two and a Half Men — Season 3

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Season Info

Director
Gary Halvorson, Rob Schiller, James Widdoes, Jerry Zaks, Lee Aronsohn, Asaad Kelada
Executive Producer
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eric Tannenbaum, Kim Tannenbaum, Mark Burg, Oren Koules
Screenwriter
Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Jeff Abugov, Eddie Gorodetsky
Network
CBS
Rating
TV-14 (D|L)
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date
Sep 19, 2005
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