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Pure garbage. Total nonsense.
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Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
09/27/23
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Never seen a cheaply made movie this bad. Even TikToks have better plots and graphics
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Rated 1 out of 5 stars
02/23/23
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This is possibly the worst movie ever made, and I love it for that. This is a must see for a good time among a group of friends, just don't take it too seriously. [1/10]
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01/13/23
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Oh. My. Goodness. My young lad bought the DVD from a closing down sale, using his hard earned money. He was so proud of his purchase. My sides are sore from holding in the laughter so as not to disappoint him. My first clue that this was going to be something special was when a satellite plummeted out of the sky for seemingly no reason, and the explosion and crater didn't match the point of impact. The explosion looked like something older than the original Star Wars ones - where the x-wings hit the surface of the Death Star - but I digress. The story is just so, so, so bad it hurts - it is like a nightmare mix of Sharknado, snakes on a plane, and Airplane, and even had some old fashioned Dalek type weaponry guarding Air Force One with all the intensity and determination of Hal, the wayward AI. The underbelly rocket launcher that pops out from AF1 had me cracking up, with its magical sidewinder missiles that launch and fly forwards, then do a 180 and come back to blow up threats. Then the roof gets ripped off a passenger plane which scrapes the underside of AF1, yet magically keeps its T-tail. That plane, what a legend, smashing its way through buildings and towers with no damage to itself.
Oh, the litany of errors, bad screenplay, bad acting, bad everything. I could not stop watching, it was like being drawn to a slow speed train wreck, I had to watch it till the bitter end. And then try to convince my son it was a good purchase. For $2.50. Ha ha ha ha.
Still, it is the kind of movie which I am sure will develop a cult following, like snakes on a plane.
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Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars
02/21/23
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Worst disaster movie I've ever seen, with terrible acting, incomprehensible plot , stilted dialog. exception -- special effects are surprisingly good.
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Rated 1 out of 5 stars
02/10/23
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Well, at least the effects are a LITTLE bit better than most Asylum movies! But, then, there's everything else! Okay, so satellites are falling from the sky one after another. One question: Why? So, they're just falling out of the sky. Now, this has something to do with some Air Traffic Control network? Uh huh.
This is making my head hurt! Now, let's get to the fun stuff. Like, when that DC-9 is falling from the sky because its engines flame out. First of all, planes don't just go screaming down when the engines go out. Planes can fly, and yeah, your descent rate would be higher than usual, but not that much! Then, the falling plane flies by the Library Tower in Downtown Los Angeles. Then, in the next shot, it's flying through Manhattan. Wow, that WAS fast!
When the missile hits the DC-9 (and somehow, DOESN'T explode!) the decompression seems to take 10 minutes. So, how much air did you have in that airplane?
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Rated 2 out of 5 stars
02/15/23
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