Creep Van

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Audience Member When known paedophile Victor Salva watched Creep Van, he said to himself "This! This what my film series has been missing! Crap!" and stole that for Jeepers Creepers 3. Released in 2012, but seemingly made in 1989, Creep Van is hardly gonna ruin my life or anything, but it was bad. Baaad. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/22/23 Full Review Audience Member Vou dizer a verdade, o filme é ruim de mais, eu gosto de terror que envolva carros mas esse é péssimo. O filme tem uma filmagem mais ou menos, a atuação é pior de que a atuação de Pedro: a redenção. é perceptível que o filme é corrido demais, as armadilhas da van parecem de brinquedo, não há nada no filme que te chame a atenção, um terror horrível e forçado. Pela história do filme iria ser bom, mas pela má direção, péssimos atores e esse terror medíocre e forçado, acabou ficando uma bosta. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/12/23 Full Review Audience Member One of the worst films i have ever seen, the story line is terrible, no thought seemed to be put in this movie at all. The death scenes are so fake i guess they wanted to just make fun of horror movies. This movie was hands down the worst movie i have seen in a long time. I cant believe anyone found this entertaining. It is a mindless, boring horror movie with terrible acting. I would be ashamed to be in this movie in fear it would destroy my acting career. I cant believe people spent money to budget this film. Its so bad its not horror it should be comedy not scary at all. The blood and deaths are ridiculously fake and this film shows no creativity at all. i would have rather watched grass grow then to watch this awful film again Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/17/23 Full Review Audience Member "Creep Van" is a dark and twisted story that pits a guy trying to get his life back on track against a psychotic killer stalking him in a super modified creepy van. The film is directed by Scott. W. McKinlay and stars Brian Kolodziej, Amy Wehrell and Collin Bernsen. The story has Kolodziej playing a guy who moves in with his best friend after a harsh break up. He needs wheels and luckily for him there is an awesomely vintage "bad man" set roaming the neighborhood looking for buyers. Unfortunately it is just a mere lure to get potential victim, I mean buyers close enough to seal the real deal. This is the guy all our parents warned us about growing up! For me the film comes off a little more tongue-in-cheek corny than I would have liked to see with a film that is this bold and original. The acting is just a big cheesy which gives a strong comedic vibe but not so much that it sucks. You just get a too obvious since that everyone around this project knows how B-movie this thing is which takes away from the darkness too much. It really is a horror comedy minus tack sound effects. For me that is the only thing that doesn't quite fit with this film. "Creep Van" has some awesome and gory kill scenes and when it comes to psychos 'The Creep' in this movie is as brutal and unrelenting as any. It is the saving grace of the whole film. This movie is an obvious homage to early 80's films that blend "Madman" like atmosphere and horror with the truly twisted humor of "Maniac Cop". I wouldn't say that this movie is "scary as hell" but it is an enjoyable film that brings the blood. There is enough going right for "Creep Van" to warrant seeing. This is something that is against a lot of reviews I have seen online about the film that consider the movie crap. Yeah there are some crappy things happening here but taken on it's entirety this film manages to entertain and ride that cult classic gory feel from start to end. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/12/23 Full Review Audience Member The ridiculously titled "Creep Van" is a B-movie that someone put a little effort into (apart from that title), and it's marginally better than hundreds just like it. The budget seems a little higher than most, as the production values are better than we've come to expect, and the script is full of some humor and light touches that make it a little easier to bear as well. He's probably never going to make it to the big leagues, but Brian Kolodziej is actually quite appealing in the lead role. However, outside of a funny cameo from Troma king Lloyd Kaufman, the rest of the cast is forgettable. The film is basically a weird hybrid of "Christine" and "Saw", a riff on the urban legend you heard as a kid about the spooky van cruising neighborhoods, but unfortunately, it leaves too many unanswered questions to be successful. It never explains any kind of motivation for this killer and his tricked out vehicle, and there's no rhyme or reason for his crimes. Many of which occur in broad daylight around busy streets and parking lots, I might add. There's an entire subplot dealing with a drug dealer and twenty-five pounds of weed gone missing that goes nowhere and doesn't fit in with the rest of the story. And frankly, the film (while better than most) isn't good enough to preoccupy your mind and keep it from wondering about such things. There are some decent moments, and some outlandishly brutal murders but the lack of a cohesive story prevents "Creep Van" from rising any further out of the muck than it does. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/17/23 Full Review Audience Member So bad I turned it off after 3 minutes! Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/18/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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