Dracula 3000

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Chris M Wes Craven is a master of horror, but like Dario Argento made the same mistake. He fucked up a Dracula movie. First problem, leaches are blind, they only attach themselves to warm bodies, vampires are moving corpses and therefore NOT warm enough for leaches to dine on. Van Helsing went through all this because Dracula is unkillable, which isn't true by the end. Which I'll get to shortly. But sounds like Van Helsing didn't try hard enough. The death traps in the vault is quite illegal, considering it can kill friend as well as foe. The characters are awful, the pacing is awful. SPOILER WARNING!!!! IF YOU DON'T WANT IT SPOILED STOP READING: Dracula is the first vampire, which he never was. But it gets dumber. Vlad Dracul where the name Dracula, who has real history isn't European royalty, he was really Judas Iscariot cursed to become a vampire by God for betraying Jesus. That makes NO FUCKING SENSE. I can see Judas being cursed for his crime by god, I can see that. "He Never Died" also explored that concept. But as a vampire? I don't know about you but the Father of Jesus wouldn't curse someone that cause innocent people to be killed. I didn't like Craven's "Last House On The Left". But at least made sense, sad but true. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 11/28/23 Full Review Audience Member Dracula 3000 is a shameless, poorly written and poorly acted little horror flick you 'ought not to watch. Watch the real 'Dracula' from 1931 and not this crap! Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/07/23 Full Review Audience Member What an amazing movie. Probably the best movie I have ever seen Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/03/23 Full Review Audience Member I swear this movie gets so much undeserved hate! There are a few things kinda wrong, but the weirdly good acting takes over, especially from Coolio. He steals the spotlight every time he's on screen, bringing so much life to the movie. The other actors do a good job as well. All in all, a fun and funny movie Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/13/23 Full Review Audience Member I liked it.. Cheesy, but sometimes cheesy is fun. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/17/23 Full Review Audience Member I almost gave up after 10 minutes. Useless pot dude vampire is Coolio. In space. If you set a film in the future, it should look like it. There's nothing good about this film. After 30 minutes I gave up and let it play in the background trying my best to ignore it. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/05/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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