Hard Ticket to Hawaii

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Stephen C Success in 1 hour and 36 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dubbed and subtitled in worldwide studios!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 08/05/25 Full Review Nick E Don't waste your time on this film. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 07/12/25 Full Review Angie C Why is there a snake in this movie?? As a B(oob) grade action movie it totally lives up to its low brow intentions. But so many questions.. why bring a blow up doll to a hit job, why get in a spa topless for a 5 second brainstorming session? is death by razor frisbee really possible? And for a movie about a drug trade - where were the drugs?? And lastly was the the 2:1 ratio of chauvinistic comment to boobs intentional? But seriously... Why is there a motherf*cking snake in this is this motherf*cking movie?? Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 10/10/24 Full Review DanTheMan 2 Even throwing an inch of criticism at Hard Ticket to Hawaii would be a grave injustice, the flaws are obvious but when they are executed with such passion and panache as it is here, it's simply impossible not to love it. Riding in on that wave of Bondsploitation with such a unashamedly cheesy style, where every moment leaves you howling with laughter intentional or not. It's pretty much eye candy with some of the most bizarre action you'll probably ever see, be it the skateboarder and sex doll vs bazooka or the razorblade frisbee, it certainly leaves you questioning the entire concept of so bad it's good. You may think you won't like this film but you'd be dead wrong. For my first Bullets, Bombs, and Babes film all I can say is, Andy Sidaris, I love you dude. I can't wait for more. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 07/31/23 Full Review Jens B so much 80s! so much boobs and muscles! killer snakes, killer frisbees, and killer skateboarders! the synthiest of synth scores! an awesomely cheesy theme song! sooo much boobs! actually pretty hands on leading ladies for an 80s flick! This film is even better than I could hope for. I will check out the rest of Sidaris' filmography for sure. Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 03/13/23 Full Review Audience Member Unbelievably shallow, painfully daft, monumentally sexist. The characters have zero traits and their actions zero consequences, most of the plot barely makes sense, Sidaris takes every chance he can to get his actresses topless on camera even with the stupidest of excuses, and maddeningly nonchalant depictions and mentions of sexual harassment abound. Trash, but watchable trash due to the passable technical qualities, unintentional laughs and a few disproportionately over-the-top cult moments. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/11/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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