I Am Virgin

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Audience Member I spend less than 2 minutes to speed check this giant piece of $*it.. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/13/23 Full Review Audience Member watched 8 minutes of it. and shut it off. pretty stupid Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/27/23 Full Review Audience Member I have done it. I found the worst movie of all time and this is it! It's like cheap pornography with ugly people and bad actors. It's not even cheesy like a pornographic film with a story. This one has only about a paragraph worth of dialect and makes no sense. I high recommend no one sees this one. I want to be the last one. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/24/23 Full Review Audience Member With the advancement of internet pornography, not to mention how so damn easy it is to access, one would think that the sub-genre of softcore pornographic films would go on the decline, but such is not the case as they still seem to be showing up on a regular basis. Take I Am Virgin for instance. What I thought was going to be a cleverly-bad I Am Legend spoof winds up being about 30 minutes of story about a highly contagious virus that kills off most of the world's population, turning them into vampires, while leaving one lone virgin who must continue to survive by resisting the temptation of all the vampire vixens around him. The rest of the film's hour belong strictly to overlong, painfully dull sex scenes that go on and on and on and on. The nudity cup overfloweth, which was nice, but the sex scenes are dancing on that softcore-hardcore line to wildly that it almost seems like the filmmakers shot actual sex and just edited out any potential penetration. If that was the case...why? Why not just release it as a porno film? If that wasn't the case...again...why? Why bother making a such a risque softcore film when I can just walk 15 feet to my computer and get the real deal? The women in this are definitely gorgeous. In fact, one would imagine them to be a part of the notorious Suicide Girls gang, but none of them are surprisingly. This is a shame because their looks and style are dead on matching, yet the women of I Am Virgin are far prettier than the Suicide Girls. Oh well. Ron Jeremy shows up for a few chuckles but that's about it. I'd recommend this film to the 12-15 year old crowd who tries catching these films late at night on Cinemax whilst mommy and daddy are asleep. They'll appreciate this film so much more than I did. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/21/23 Full Review Audience Member I really dont get the point of this film?? if the director wanted to make a porno then damn make one. i feel a little dumber just from watching this shit and im hardly brains of britian as it is. the basic plot is the last surviving guy of the human race (a virgin) has to survive from the "monsters" of the world ala i am legand. but these monsters all they wanna do is have sex! yep sex all the time cue the bloke for a hour and a half walking to diffrent buildings and watching "monsters" have sex,gets caught then runs away thats it, thats all that happens?? I see no reason why he just doesnt just join it?? they all want him to? And thats his ife of a "monster" to have sex all day,dont see much wrong with that? Avoid people, ive put my sanity at risk for u people so u dont have to watch this shite. even if u just wanna see a pair of tits dont bother! there all fake nasty and for some reason to be a monster u have to have really unattractive tattoo's all over your body!Heck one sex scene is even in a tattoo parlor!!! Ive seen my new worst film ever!!! Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/30/23 Full Review Audience Member I dont think it is possible to make movies as bad as this Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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