The Amityville Playhouse

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Chris M This makes "The Amityville Curse" look like "The Shining". Because NOTHING HAPPENS! Not scary, not funny, not even interesting. One poster has a creepy hooded mask guy like that guy was Death or something, he NEVER appears in the movie. While the main cast wander the theater we randomly cut to a Brit trying to get to the theater. But something happens off camera. The budget was around £350,000. What the HELL did they spend the money on? It was cast, sound or scares. A brief mentions of demons but never seen. IT WAS BORING! Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 11/14/22 Full Review Audience Member If you are looking for terrible acting .... you've found it. I'm not even sure this movie has the potential of being scary....There was a lot of suspense (nah) that led to nothing....boring, just boring. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/07/23 Full Review Audience Member Shit movie! Very Worst! Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/31/23 Full Review Audience Member Complete waste of time. I gave up about half way through and watched it in 1.5 speed on my PS3. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/16/23 Full Review Audience Member This awful excuse for a movie would only get one star but seeing that it had some unintentional laugh out loud moments it gains half a star. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/29/23 Full Review Audience Member There's some legitimate creepy moments in Amityville Theater. It's just horrifically acted and edited (an hour and forty minutes with eighty minutes worth of material). Were it drastically cut down and every actor redubbed by people who could actually deliver a line (without a Canadian accent), it'd been good...ish Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/13/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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