Episode 1
Aired Nov 11, 2001
Bobby Goes Nuts
Bobby takes a women's self-defense class at the YMCA where he learns to kick assailants in the groin.
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Episode 2
Aired Dec 9, 2001
Soldier of Misfortune
Dale's run as the gun club president is jeopardized when he shoots a cash register and is challenged in an upcoming election.
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Episode 3
Aired Dec 12, 2001
Lupe's Revenge
Peggy takes her class on a field trip to Mexico and accidentally returns with a Mexican student. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy and Pamela Segall Adlon. Guest voices: Kathy Bates and Fred Willard.
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Episode 4
Aired Dec 16, 2001
The Father, the Son and J.C.
A judge assigns Buck to community service with Habitat for Humanity; Peggy and Dee Dee plan a Christmas dinner at the Habitat house.
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Episode 5
Aired Jan 6, 2002
Father of the Bribe
Kahn tries to bribe Bobby into breaking up with Connie, but the plan backfires.
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Episode 6
Aired Feb 10, 2002
I'm With Cupid
Boomhauer gives advice on love so Bobby will impress Connie on St. Valentine's Day.
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Episode 7
Aired Feb 17, 2002
Torch Song Hillogy
Hank is chosen to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, Texas.
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Episode 8
Aired Feb 24, 2002
Joust Like a Woman
Appalled by the lack of respect for the wenches at the Renaissance Fair, Peg tries to organize the women.
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Episode 9
Aired Feb 24, 2002
Bluegrass Is Always Greener
Hank and the boys form a bluegrass band with Connie as the star fiddler, while Kahn burns with anger, thinking she should be practicing Mozart instead. Guest voices of Yakov Smirnoff, Charlie Daniels and Vince Gill.
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Episode 10
Aired Mar 3, 2002
The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
Peggy is induced to spend money after scoring extremely well on an Internet IQ test, arousing Hank's suspicions.
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Episode 11
Aired Mar 10, 2002
Unfortunate Son
Short of funds, Cotton's VFW closes its clubhouse and moves in with the Hills, inspiring Hank to try to unite World War II and Vietnam vets. Guest voices include Edward Asner.
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Episode 12
Aired Mar 17, 2002
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
Desperate for a teaching job, Peggy impersonates a nun to land a position at a parochial school, but having to teach a religion class might expose her.
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Episode 13
Aired Mar 31, 2002
Tankin' It to the Streets
Upset because he thinks the government used him as an experimental guinea pig, Bill takes a tank for a test drive.
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Episode 14
Aired Apr 7, 2002
Of Mice and Little Green Men
When Hank and Dale realize how little they have in common with their children, Dale begins to believe Joseph was fathered by an alien.
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Episode 15
Aired Apr 14, 2002
Man Without a Country Club
Kahn tries to join the Nine Rivers Country Club in order to one-up Hank.
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Episode 16
Aired Apr 14, 2002
Beer and Loathing
Fed up with substitute teaching, Peggy takes a job as a bilingual telephone operator at Alamo Beer, where some trouble is brewing.
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Episode 17
Aired Apr 21, 2002
Fun With Jane and Jane
Peggy persuades lonely Luanne to join a sorority, but the group's cultlike activities prompt Hank to intervene.
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Episode 18
Aired Apr 28, 2002
My Own Private Rodeo
While trying to retrace why he hates the government, Dale discovers that his dad is a gay rodeo performer.
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Episode 19
Aired May 5, 2002
Sug Night
Hank has a recurring dream in which he is barbecuing with a naked Nancy, a problem Peg tries to cure by taking him to a nude beach to grill.
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Episode 20
Aired May 5, 2002
Dang Ol' Love
A marriage proposal is made when Bill and Boomhauer compete for the same woman's (guest voice Laura Linney) affections.
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Episode 21
Aired May 12, 2002
Returning Japanese
Hank, Peggy and Bobby accompany Cotton when he goes to Japan to apologize to the families of soldiers he had killed during World War II.
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Episode 22
Aired May 12, 2002
Returning Japanese
Hank, Peggy and Bobby accompany Cotton when he goes to Japan to apologize to the families of soldiers he had killed during World War II.
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