Episode 1
Aired Nov 3, 2002
Get Your Freak Off
Hank is appalled when he sees Bobby and his new friend (Eliza Dushku) imitating a boy band's suggestive dance moves.
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Episode 2
Aired Nov 10, 2002
The Fat and the Furious
Bill wolfs down a huge quantity of food at a record-breaking pace. Jeff Garlin, Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson guest star.
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Episode 3
Aired Nov 17, 2002
Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Watcha Gonna Do
Connie's cousin (Lucy Liu) builds a crystal methamphetamine laboratory, and Peggy unknowingly enters it in the science fair.
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Episode 4
Aired Nov 24, 2002
Goodbye Normal Jeans
Bobby challenges Peggy for supremacy in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Day, and Peggy responds by kidnapping his turkey.
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Episode 5
Aired Dec 1, 2002
Dances With Dogs
Hank scolds Bobby for teaching the arthritic family dog how to dance. Scott Hamilton provides a guest voice.
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Episode 6
Aired Dec 8, 2002
The Son Also Roses
Hank becomes a thorn in Bobby's side when he tries to support his son's decision to cultivate roses. Michael Clarke Duncan and Betty White guest star.
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Episode 7
Aired Dec 15, 2002
Texas Skillsaw Massacre
Hank falls through the kitchen floor and discovers the underground escape tunnel Dale has been building.
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Episode 8
Aired Jan 5, 2003
Full Metal Dust Jacket
Peggy persuades Hank to take over the lease for a bookstore so she can be part of an exclusive book club.
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Episode 9
Aired Jan 12, 2003
Pigmalion
A wealthy pork supplier (guest star Michael Keaton) takes a special interest in Luanne. Chuck Mangione also guest stars as himself.
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Episode 10
Aired Jan 12, 2003
Megalo Dale
Hank and the guys spend a night in the Megalomart to solve a pest problem. Topher Grace, Danny Masterson, Tom Arnold, Ashley Gardner and Chuck Mangione guest star.
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Episode 11
Aired Feb 2, 2003
Boxing Luanne
Luanne trains to be a boxer and squares off against George Foreman's daughter, Freeda, in the ring.
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Episode 12
Aired Feb 9, 2003
Vision Quest
Redcorn tells Hank he is worried about Dale's ability to raise Joseph.
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Episode 13
Aired Feb 16, 2003
Queasy Rider
Bikers (guest stars Jennifer Aniston and David Herman) urge Hank and Peggy to attend a week-long motorcycle rally. Jamie Kennedy also guest stars.
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Episode 14
Aired Mar 2, 2003
Board Games
Peggy opposes Minh's run for the school board; Bobby and Connie find themselves taking sides in the dispute.
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Episode 15
Aired Mar 9, 2003
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
Hank sends Bobby to a military academy, where Cotton tries to break the boy's spirit.
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Episode 16
Aired Mar 16, 2003
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Hank introduces Bobby to the world of propane and propane accessories; Bill straps weather balloons to a chair in an attempt to fly.
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Episode 17
Aired Mar 30, 2003
The Good Buck
Buck turns to Luanne for Bible tutoring after his past catches up with him and his wife asks for a divorce.
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Episode 18
Aired Apr 13, 2003
I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Peggy secretly uses pesticides in the school's organic garden.
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Episode 19
Aired Apr 27, 2003
Be True to Your Fool
The guys boot Bill out of the group after they catch head lice from him and have trouble curing the problem.
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Episode 20
Aired May 4, 2003
Racist Dawg
Ladybird attacks a black repairman (Bernie Mac), who accuses the dog of being racist.
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Episode 21
Aired May 11, 2003
Night and Deity
Dale calls upon a master exterminator (Janeane Garofalo) when he cannot rid the neighborhood of pigeons.
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Episode 22
Aired May 18, 2003
Maid in Arlen
Kahn is aghast when he discovers his mother has become a housekeeper for the Hills and other neighbors.
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Episode 23
Aired May 18, 2003
The Witches of East Arlen
Bobby gets a set of tarot cards and befriends a group of youngsters who practice black magic. David Cross and John Ritter guest star.
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