Episode 1
Aired Nov 2, 2003
Patch Boomhauer
Boomhauer is thrown for a loop when his brother (Brad Pitt) marries the love of Boomhauer's life, Katherine (Laura Dern).
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Episode 2
Aired Nov 9, 2003
Reborn to Be Wild
Hank encourages Bobby to join the church youth group but learns that the group consists of tough-looking skate punks (guest voices of Sum 41); things come to a head at a punk outing as Hank confronts the leader. Gene Simmons also guest stars.
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Episode 3
Aired Nov 16, 2003
New Cowboy on the Block
The guys are awestruck when a former Dallas Cowboy moves onto the street; Bobby learns NFL dirty tricks.
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Episode 4
Aired Nov 23, 2003
The Incredible Hank
When Peggy secretly slips Hank testosterone medication, his attitude changes and he becomes invigorated by life.
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Episode 5
Aired Nov 30, 2003
Flirting With the Master
Peggy accepts a tutoring job in Mexico helping Msgr. Martinez's children prepare for the SATs; Luanne takes on Peggy's homemaker duties.
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Episode 6
Aired Dec 7, 2003
After the Mold Rush
Hank's project, which involves building Bobby a trophy shelf, results in the Hills' home being declared uninhabitable.
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Episode 7
Aired Dec 14, 2003
Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
When Hank and Bobby hit the road in an 18-wheeler, the guys stow away in the back; Peggy and Luanne write a Christmas carol to make money.
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Episode 8
Aired Jan 4, 2004
Rich Hank, Poor Hank
Bobby goes on a shopping spree with Hank's emergency credit card.
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Episode 9
Aired Jan 25, 2004
Ceci N'Est Pas une King of the Hill
Peggy's design for Strickland Propane is picked up by an art dealer who bills her as an uneducated hillbilly; Dale walks around in a suit of armor.
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Episode 10
Aired Feb 8, 2004
That's What She Said
A co-worker's (Ben Stiller) smutty comments rattle Hank; Dale quits smoking but takes up chewing tobacco.
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Episode 11
Aired Feb 15, 2004
My Hair Lady
Bill becomes a lady's man while working with Luanne at a trendy beauty salon. Guest voice Christina Applegate.
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Episode 12
Aired Feb 22, 2004
Phish and Wildlife
Hank teaches Bobby and a camp of hippies how to live off the land; Dale and Boomhauer leave camp for hamburgers.
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Episode 13
Aired Mar 7, 2004
Cheer Factor
Peggy overcomes obstinate coach Jo Rita (Peri Gilpin) to lead the cheerleading squad and fulfill her dream.
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Episode 14
Aired Mar 14, 2004
Dale Be Not Proud
Hank's hero, NHRA driver John Force, needs an organ transplant, and Dale is the only one who can save him.
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Episode 15
Aired Mar 21, 2004
Après Hank, le Deluge
Hank must save Arlen during a flood; Bill enjoys newfound confidence when he becomes an emergency leader.
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Episode 16
Aired Mar 28, 2004
Daletech
Cotton, after being sent to senior day care, threatens Dale's new security company when he becomes head of the local neighborhood watch.
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Episode 17
Aired Apr 18, 2004
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
Hank decides to re-enact the battle at the Alamo for Bobby and his friends; Peggy goes overboard trying to teach safety rules to the children. Elizabeth Perkins guest stars.
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Episode 18
Aired Apr 25, 2004
Girl You'll Be a Giant Soon
Hank and Luanne organize a grilling protest when they find out that only charcoal grillers can enter the Texas State Grill-Off; Peggy tries to visit the site of a famous murder.
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Episode 19
Aired May 2, 2004
Stressed for Success
Bobby's knowledge of pop culture takes the Quiz Bowl team to the championships, but Bobby begins to buckle under the stress of competition.
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Episode 20
Aired May 9, 2004
Hank's Back
Hank tries yoga when none of his doctors can cure his back injury; Peggy battles to save the old Pink & White market from closure.
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Episode 21
Aired May 16, 2004
The Redneck on Rainey Street
Kahn decides to be a beer-drinking, El Camino-driving, ATV-riding redneck when Connie is rejected by a prestigious summer school.
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Episode 22
Aired May 23, 2004
Talking Shop
Given the choice between shop class and peer counseling, Bobby opts for the counseling sessions in hope of meeting girls.
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