Episode 1
Aired Sep 23, 2007
Suite Smell of Excess
At a college football game, Bobby ventures into a VIP suite belonging to a retired Nebraska quarterback; in the suite, Hank pretends to be the quarterback and calls a play.
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Episode 2
Aired Sep 30, 2007
Bobby Rae
Bobby raises a protest over a soda machine at school to impress a girl.
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Episode 3
Aired Oct 7, 2007
The Powder Puff Boys
Bobby is asked to be a cheerleader for the school's annual powder-puff football game; Peggy volunteers with the PTA.
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Episode 4
Aired Oct 14, 2007
Four Wave Intersection
When Hank takes Bobby, Joseph and Connie to a water park, a group of surfer bullies approaches them; Bill becomes known throughout Arlen as the "Heat-Waver."
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Episode 5
Aired Nov 11, 2007
Death Picks Cotton
Cotton volunteers to baby-sit Bobby so Hank and Peggy can go to an upscale restaurant, but he lands in a deathly situation when he visits the restaurant.
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Episode 6
Aired Nov 18, 2007
Raise the Steaks
After buying unsavory steaks, Hank visits the town co-op in search of better meat; when a corporation buys the co-op, Hank and Appleseed start a mini co-op farm.
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Episode 7
Aired Nov 25, 2007
Tears of an Inflatable Clown
The planning committee cancels the school's carnival, enraging the student body; Lucky catches a flying disc made of barbed wire.
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Episode 8
Aired Dec 9, 2007
The Minh Who Knew Too Much
Kahn and Mihn decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors after Dale runs into their rose bushes with a homemade go-cart; the Hills hunt the garbage-can bandit.
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Episode 9
Aired Dec 16, 2007
Dream Weaver
Hank accompanies Dale on a vacation to learn different trades; Peggy helps Bill and Kahn create an Internet video.
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Episode 10
Aired Jan 6, 2008
Doggone Crazy
Hank seeks help from a spiritualist to control Ladybird's fear of loud noises.
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Episode 11
Aired Feb 10, 2008
Trans-Fascism
Hank takes action when the city council's ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business.
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Episode 12
Aired Feb 16, 2008
Untitled Blake McCormick Project
Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years; Dale, in an attempt at sabotaging Bill's relationship, asks John Redcorn to seduce Charlene.
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Episode 13
Aired Mar 2, 2008
Accidental Terrorist
When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought, his play for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest.
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Episode 14
Aired Mar 9, 2008
Lady and Gentrification
Hank reluctantly agrees to speak at Inez's quinceanera; Enrique blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood.
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Episode 15
Aired Mar 16, 2008
Behind Closed Doors
Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing; relationship expert Stephens Davies makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills.
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Episode 16
Aired Mar 30, 2008
Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
Kahn's father-in-law, Gen. Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family and makes him feel like a failure; Hank and the gang take Kahn under their wing.
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Episode 17
Aired Apr 6, 2008
Six Characters in Search of a House
Peggy hires a "Hollywood" family to replace the strange occupants of a house she needs to sell within two weeks.
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Episode 18
Aired Apr 13, 2008
The Courtship of Joseph's Father
Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.
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Episode 19
Aired Apr 27, 2008
Strangeness on a Train
Peggy plans her own birthday party; Hank and the gang attend a disco party on a mystery train.
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Episode 20
Aired May 4, 2008
Cops & Robert
A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet; Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and must follow Officer Brown around town as punishment.
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Episode 21
Aired May 11, 2008
It Came From the Garage
Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competition so he and Bobby can spend some quality time together; bats invade the construction garage.
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Episode 22
Aired May 18, 2008
Life: A Loser's Manual
Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to town and commits another crime; Luanne's husband feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame.
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