Episode 1
Aired Sep 24, 2003
From Dummy to Daddy
Michael and Jay realize they have nine months to transform their teenaged son into a responsible adult, capable of providing for his new family.
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Episode 2
Aired Sep 24, 2003
The Sweet Hairafter
Michael takes too many hair-growth pills and suffers unusual side effects.
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Episode 3
Aired Oct 1, 2003
Jr. Executive
As the boss' son, Jr. convinces other employees at Kyle Trucking to do his work for him; Claire arranges a secret date with a guy she met on the Internet.
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Episode 4
Aired Oct 8, 2003
Jay Goes to School
Seeking fulfillment, Jay goes back to college despite Michael's protests; Jr.'s buddies (Damon Wayans Jr., Michael Wayans) decide to turn his old baby crib into a hip new machine.
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Episode 5
Aired Oct 15, 2003
Meet the Parents
Vanessa's parents try to bully Michael and Jay into buying things that will benefit them, not the baby.
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Episode 6
Aired Oct 22, 2003
He's Having a Baby
Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.
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Episode 7
Aired Oct 29, 2003
The Funeral
Michael's grief-stricken employee (Sean Whalen) asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother goodbye at the funeral.
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Episode 8
Aired Nov 5, 2003
Ultrasound
Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.
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Episode 9
Aired Nov 12, 2003
Marathon
Jay and Michael decide to compete in the New York City Marathon, but Michael does not see the need to adopt Jay's training regimen.
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Episode 10
Aired Nov 19, 2003
While Out
Claire throws a wild party in her parents' absence; a drunken Tony runs naked through the neighborhood.
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Episode 11
Aired Nov 26, 2003
Michael's Band
When Michael's former bandmate (Clarence Clemons) comes to town for a gig, Michael agrees to sit in as the band's piano player.
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Episode 12
Aired Dec 10, 2003
The Lady Is Not a Tramp
Michael fears the worst when he discovers condoms in Claire's backpack; Jr. accidentally gives Kady a dose of dog medicine.
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Episode 13
Aired Dec 17, 2003
Of Mice and Man
When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.
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Episode 14
Aired Jan 7, 2004
Moving on Out
The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.
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Episode 15
Aired Jan 21, 2004
Candy Wars
Michael loses sight of his daughter in his quest to sell the most chocolate bars during a school candy drive.
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Episode 16
Aired Feb 4, 2004
Jr. Sells His Car
Jr. and Vanessa shock everyone by selling the Impala after they finish restoring it; Franklin asks Michael how he can act more like a normal kid.
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Episode 17
Aired Feb 11, 2004
The Anniversary Present
Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment with their anniversary gifts; Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents.
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Episode 18
Aired Feb 18, 2004
Illegal Smile
Michael's unnatural-looking smile lands him in hot water with a traffic-court judge and later with his cellmate (Lou Ferrigno).
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Episode 19
Aired Feb 25, 2004
Outbreak Monkey
Flu germs jeopardize Michael's chance to see basketball star LeBron James shoot hoops at Madison Square Garden.
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Episode 20
Aired Mar 3, 2004
Empty Nest
Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.
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Episode 21
Aired Mar 3, 2004
Empty Nest
Alone in the house, Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they have had with their children and friends.
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Episode 22
Aired Mar 10, 2004
Calvin Comes to Stay
When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.
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Episode 23
Aired Mar 31, 2004
Calvin Goes to Work
Michael reluctantly hires Vanessa's dad, Calvin, but his work ethic leaves Michael searching for a way to fire him; Claire gets Franklin to help her with a science paper.
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Episode 24
Aired Apr 21, 2004
Romantic Night
Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay goes awry when Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.
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Episode 25
Aired Apr 28, 2004
The Director
Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps, then enlists Franklin's help, before home-movie night, to re-enact the moment.
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Episode 26
Aired May 5, 2004
The Maid
While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid (Betty White) whose painstaking attention to the family's every need leaves Jay feeling a little threatened.
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Episode 27
Aired May 12, 2004
Hand Model
Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition; Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel and decides to do something about it.
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Episode 28
Aired May 19, 2004
What Do You Know?
A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.
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Episode 29
Aired Jul 31, 2004
The Baby
Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.
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Episode 30
Aired Jul 31, 2004
The Baby
Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.
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