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Season 5 – My Wife and Kids

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Michael Kyle is a man on a tragically funny quest for the perfect "traditional" family while his wife searches for her own path in life.
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Episode 1 Aired Sep 21, 2004 Fantasy Camp Michael cannot concentrate on anything else after he learns that he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Details Episode 2 Aired Sep 21, 2004 Fantasy Camp At fantasy basketball camp, scheduling mix-ups force Michael to be inventive in order to get a chance to play with his idol, Michael Jordan. Details Episode 3 Aired Sep 28, 2004 Childcare Class After Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild. Details Episode 4 Aired Oct 5, 2004 Class Reunion Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off. Details Episode 5 Aired Oct 12, 2004 The Fellowship of the Baby Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a magic baby that will increase his intelligence every time he holds him. Details Episode 6 Aired Oct 19, 2004 Poker Face Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires when Jr. invites Jay to the all-male poker game. Details Episode 7 Aired Nov 9, 2004 The Proposal A karaoke competition between Michael and Jay and numerous other interruptions prevent Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa. Details Episode 8 Aired Nov 16, 2004 Restaurant Wars Michael gets involved in Jay's soul-food restaurant when the Hoos, owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, try to put her out of business. Details Episode 9 Aired Nov 23, 2004 The Return of Bobby Shaw Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract with Michael's archenemy, Bobby Shaw, and he must get out of it. Details Episode 10 Aired Nov 30, 2004 The Wedding Jr. and Vanessa plan their wedding, but they quickly realize that a compromise must be made in order to bring their two families together. Details Episode 11 Aired Jan 11, 2005 Careful What You Wish For Jay is envious of the attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., and she wishes that Michael would act the same way toward her. Details Episode 12 Aired Jan 18, 2005 They Call Me El Foosay Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game, prompting Michael to try to teach him a lesson about being a good winner. Details Episode 13 Aired Jan 25, 2005 Study Buddy Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying, so he decides to tutor her, with less than stellar results. Details Episode 14 Aired Feb 1, 2005 Sweetheart's Day Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day, so he decides to base the price of her gift on her attitude towards him. Details Episode 15 Aired Feb 8, 2005 Silence Is Golden Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence. Details Episode 16 Aired Feb 15, 2005 Bahamas Michael is hoping for some time for himself when they arrive at the resort, but his golf buddy (David Alan Grier) shows up and insists they spend time together, forcing Michael to go to great lengths to get away. Details Episode 17 Aired Feb 22, 2005 Bahamas Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an island as the tide rises, and the only person who can help them is Michael's annoying golf buddy (David Alan Grier). Details Episode 18 Aired Mar 1, 2005 The Remodel When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he and Jr. attempt to remodel the garage but quickly get in over their heads. Details Episode 19 Aired Mar 8, 2005 Michael Joins a Gym When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he asks an old friend to help him get back in shape. Details Episode 20 Aired Mar 15, 2005 Celibacy Michael is reluctant to go along with Jay's plan to improve their love life, since it requires six months of abstinence. Details Episode 21 Aired Mar 29, 2005 Jr.'s Cartoon Jr. wins a national competition for a cartoon based on his family, and it catches the attention of ABC executives. Details Episode 22 Aired Apr 12, 2005 Michael's Sandwich Michael makes his signature sandwich to take on a plane, but when he arrives late at the airport, suspicious security guards search his masterpiece. Details Episode 23 Aired Apr 26, 2005 Graduation Day Despite Michael's effort to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion, everything that could go wrong does. Details Episode 24 Aired May 3, 2005 Michael Sells the Business Michael and Jay get a lucrative offer from a large company; Kady and Claire bicker over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom. Details Episode 25 Aired May 10, 2005 R.V. Dreams Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. Details Episode 26 Aired May 17, 2005 The V Story Jay insists that Michael get a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to undergo the operation. Details
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Season Info

Director
Guy Distad, Kim Wayans, Ron Moseley, Damien Dante Wayans, Dean Lorey
Executive Producer
Damon Wayans, Don Reo, David Himelfarb, Eric L. Gold, Dean Lorey
Screenwriter
Kim Wayans, Don Reo, Craig Wayans, Rodney Barnes, Valencia Parker, Dean Lorey, Kevin Knotts, Kevin Rooney, Kerry Parker, Damien Dante Wayans
Network
ABC
Rating
TV-PG (L)
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date
Sep 21, 2004
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