Episode 1
Aired Sep 26, 2012
Pilot
When Marty Weaver and his wife, Debbie, move to a gated community with their three children, they discover their neighbors are aliens who had not met humans.
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Episode 2
Aired Oct 3, 2012
Journey to the Center of the Mall
The Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to a mall outside Hidden Hills; Jackie and Debbie question each other's intentions.
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Episode 3
Aired Oct 10, 2012
Things Just Got Real
Looking for a break from their neighbors, Marty and Debbie make plans with their human friends.
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Episode 4
Aired Oct 17, 2012
Bathroom Etiquette
Marty and Debbie give Dick Butkus anti-bullying advice; Larry and Jackie get tired of the Weavers' parenting tips.
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Episode 5
Aired Oct 24, 2012
Halloween-ween
The Weavers introduce the aliens to Halloween; Amber, Max and Abby reject Marty and Debbie's costume idea.
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Episode 6
Aired Oct 31, 2012
Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.
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Episode 7
Aired Nov 7, 2012
50 Shades of Green
Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party.
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Episode 8
Aired Nov 14, 2012
Thanksgiving Is for the Bird-Kersees
Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and Dick over instead.
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Episode 9
Aired Dec 5, 2012
Merry Crap-Mas
Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a family vacation; when the Weavers realize the aliens already opened all the presents, Larry Bird must save Christmas.
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Episode 10
Aired Dec 12, 2012
Juan of the Dead
When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solve the problem.
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Episode 11
Aired Jan 9, 2013
The Gingerbread Man
Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda (Nora Dunn); Jackie's competitive nature kicks in when she helps Marty coach soccer.
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Episode 12
Aired Jan 16, 2013
Cold War
When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.
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Episode 13
Aired Jan 23, 2013
Dream Weavers
When the Weavers and the Bird-Kersees chaperone a school dance, Debbie tries to re-create a romantic moment with Marty; Jackie wishes she and Larry had a more interesting story about how they met.
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Episode 14
Aired Jan 30, 2013
The Back Nine
The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.
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Episode 15
Aired Feb 6, 2013
Space Invaders
The relationship advice Debbie gives Reggie backfires, making things harder for Jackie and Larry; Amber doesn't want to discuss her boyfriend with Debbie.
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Episode 16
Aired Feb 13, 2013
Mother Clubbers
Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeovers.
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Episode 17
Aired Feb 20, 2013
Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winning Film by Larry Bird
Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go head-to-head.
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Episode 18
Aired Feb 27, 2013
Camping
When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an encounter with an animal.
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Episode 19
Aired Mar 6, 2013
I Believe I Can Drive
Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teacher when Ms. Porsche (Sandra Bernhard) turns out to be very unconventional.
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Episode 20
Aired Mar 13, 2013
Sing Like a Larry Bird
After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call could expose the Bird-Kersees' true identities.
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Episode 21
Aired Mar 20, 2013
Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman (Bethenny Frankel) offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in way over their heads.
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Episode 22
Aired Mar 27, 2013
It Has Begun ...
During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that she has always wanted a human wedding; Dick Butkus receives an ominous call from his grandpa.
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