Episode 1
Aired Sep 25, 2008
The Magic Hour
When Joy cons the Make-A-Wish Foundation into sending a celebrity to her trailer, Earl recalls stealing a wish from a dying child and plans to cross that off his list, only to find the boy (Seth Green) is still alive.
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Episode 2
Aired Sep 25, 2008
Monkeys Take a Bath
Earl and Randy uncover skeletons in the closet when they try to make amends with their childhood neighbors; Joy dupes One-Eyed Willy out of his glass eye and refuses to return it despite Darnell's urging.
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Episode 3
Aired Oct 2, 2008
Joy in a Bubble
Earl's attempt to give Joy a hot tub backfires when she gets a flesh-eating toe infection; Earl learns that Dodge and Earl Jr. may have a social disorder causing them not to have friends.
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Episode 4
Aired Oct 2, 2008
Stole an RV
Earl and Randy try to make amends with Jerry (Jerry Van Dyke) but accidentally turn him into a killing machine; Joy and Darnell try to turn a legend into a one-of-a-kind, moneymaking sideshow.
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Episode 5
Aired Oct 9, 2008
Sweet Johnny
Earl tries to figure out how he can cross a stuntman (David Arquette) off his list, but the man's permanent injuries make it a challenge; Joy buys a gun after being carjacked, but Darnell disapproves of the purchase.
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Episode 6
Aired Oct 16, 2008
We've Got Spirit
Earl goes to cheerleading camp with Randy, where Earl goes to drastic measures to ensure that Randy's cheerleading dreams come true; Joy is hurt when her son suggests that Catalina is the most beautiful woman in Camden.
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Episode 7
Aired Oct 23, 2008
Quit Your Snitchin'
Earl considers going to the police after Randy's birthday present is stolen.
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Episode 8
Aired Oct 30, 2008
Little Bad Voodoo Brother
Earl plans a Halloween party for Dodge and Earl Jr.; Randy thinks that Catalina's visiting nephew may be capable of conjuring dark magic.
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Episode 9
Aired Nov 6, 2008
Sold a Guy a Lemon Car
A life-or-death item jumps to the top of Earl's list when a mysterious man moves in next door; Joy becomes obsessed with winning a cash prize at a science fair so she can buy something special.
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Episode 10
Aired Nov 13, 2008
Earl and Joy's Anniversary
Earl remembers his first wedding anniversary with Joy when Randy threw them a surprise party; killer bees trap Darnell, Catalina, Kenny and Patty the Daytime Hooker in a phone booth.
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Episode 11
Aired Nov 20, 2008
Nature's Game Show
A series of tornados hit Camden County; Earl loses his list; a wild boat ride convinces Randy that he is invincible; Catalina and Patty have a religious awakening.
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Episode 12
Aired Dec 4, 2008
Reading Is a Fundamental Case
Earl reminisces about finding his old friend, Raynard (Ewen Bremner), living in the wild with a raccoon.
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Episode 13
Aired Dec 11, 2008
Orphan Earl
Earl discovers that Joy has continued a holiday scam they started years earlier, and she has expanded the hoax to include her friends.
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Episode 14
Aired Jan 8, 2009
Got the Babysitter Pregnant
Earl tries to make amends with a woman who used to baby-sit for him; Joy tries to tell Darnell that she lost his beloved pet.
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Episode 15
Aired Jan 15, 2009
Darnell Outed
Earl encourages Joy to audition for Erik Estrada's new reality show; Darnell gets a startling phone call.
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Episode 16
Aired Jan 22, 2009
Darnell Outed
After Joy blows his witness protection cover, Darnell must pack up the family and assume a new identity; Catalina, Earl and Randy make a devastating discovery.
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Episode 17
Aired Feb 5, 2009
Randy's List Item
Randy loses a winning lottery ticket; Joy is unhappy with her cover identity from the Witness Protection Program.
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Episode 18
Aired Feb 12, 2009
Friends With Benefits
Earl tries to return Mr. Turtle to Darnell; Joy has a difficult time fitting in with her trophy-wife neighbors; Randy accidentally begins dating a guy.
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Episode 19
Aired Feb 17, 2009
My Name Is Alias
Earl and Randy smell trouble when Darnell's father (Danny Glover) comes to Camden claiming he wants to make amends with his son.
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Episode 20
Aired Mar 5, 2009
Chaz Dalton's Space Academy
Earl reminisces about the fun he and Randy had at space camp when they were kids; Darnell tries to help Joy make friends on the Internet.
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Episode 21
Aired Mar 19, 2009
Witch Lady
Earl apologizes to a woman (Betty White) for all the trouble he caused her as a kid; Joy tries to prove that she has a nice side.
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Episode 22
Aired Mar 26, 2009
Pinky
When Dodge develops feelings for a girl in the neighborhood, Randy is reminded of his first love, Pinky.
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Episode 23
Aired Apr 16, 2009
Bullies
Earl tries to make amends with an old schoolmate he used to torture; Randy tries to avoid Joy's bullying.
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Episode 24
Aired Apr 23, 2009
Gospel
While trying to make things right with a local minister, Earl realizes that he and Randy have wronged the man more than once, making forgiveness harder with each revelation of a past misdeed.
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Episode 25
Aired Apr 30, 2009
Inside Probe
A news show comes to Camden to investigate when the owner of the Crab Shack goes missing.
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Episode 26
Aired May 7, 2009
Inside Probe
Everyone gathers at the Crab Shack to find out the truth behind Ernie Belcher's disappearance.
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Episode 27
Aired May 14, 2009
Dodge's Dad
Joy asks Earl to speak at career day at Dodge's school; Earl, Randy and Catalina search for Dodge's real dad.
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