Episode 1
Aired Sep 27, 2012
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
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Episode 2
Aired Oct 4, 2012
A Big Bag of Dog
Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
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Episode 3
Aired Oct 11, 2012
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
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Episode 4
Aired Oct 18, 2012
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.
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Episode 5
Aired Oct 25, 2012
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).
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Episode 6
Aired Nov 1, 2012
Ferrets, Attack!
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
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Episode 7
Aired Nov 8, 2012
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
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Episode 8
Aired Nov 15, 2012
Something My Gynecologist Said
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
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Episode 9
Aired Nov 29, 2012
I Scream When I Pee
Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
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Episode 10
Aired Dec 6, 2012
One Nut Johnson
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
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Episode 11
Aired Dec 13, 2012
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
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Episode 12
Aired Jan 3, 2013
Welcome to Alancrest
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
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Episode 13
Aired Jan 10, 2013
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
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Episode 14
Aired Jan 31, 2013
Run Steven Staven! Run!
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
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Episode 15
Aired Feb 7, 2013
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
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Episode 16
Aired Feb 14, 2013
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
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Episode 17
Aired Feb 21, 2013
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
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Episode 18
Aired Mar 7, 2013
The 9:04 From Pemberton
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
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Episode 19
Aired Mar 14, 2013
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
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Episode 20
Aired Apr 4, 2013
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
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Episode 21
Aired Apr 25, 2013
Another Night With Neil Diamond
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
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Episode 22
Aired May 2, 2013
My Bodacious Vidalia
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
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Episode 23
Aired May 9, 2013
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
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